Shade Court: Jessica Lange Shines, VH1 Tries, and Nicki Minaj Prevails 

Welcome to Shade Court. Before we begin, I would like to call attention to a moment that highlights the reason I started Shade Court in the first place. If you'll remember, back in January, our friend Chris Hayes appeared in Shade Court and lost handedly. However, Hayes seems to have taken his loss and turned it… » 3/20/15 4:00pm 3/20/15 4:00pm

Jessica Lange, Our Forever Supreme, Is Leaving American Horror Story 

Jessica Lange confirmed during a panel at PaleyFest that she will not be returning for season 5 of American Horror Story, AHS: Hotel. » 3/16/15 3:10pm 3/16/15 3:10pm

American Horror Story: Freak Show Finally Ends and Blood Is Everywhere

It's over! American Horror Story: Freak Show is finally over! Everyone can forget the misery of trying to understand the point of this season—which might've just been that wealthy inbred white men like Dandy are cray-zay? Just a guess. » 1/22/15 4:10pm 1/22/15 4:10pm

Did Jessica Lange Just Shade Matthew McConaughey?

During a discussion about how she thinks award shows are total bullshit now, Jessica Lange may or may not have thrown some tremendous shade at 2014 Best Actor Oscar winner Matthew McConaughey. » 1/08/15 8:05pm 1/08/15 8:05pm

Can Neil Patrick Harris Save American Horror Story? Here's Hoping.

Neil Patrick Harris, savior of every awards show you've ever watched, is swooping down on American Horror Story. Thank God, the Freak Show needs the help. » 10/29/14 11:00pm 10/29/14 11:00pm

Lana Del Rey's 'Gods & Monsters' Got a Jessica Lange Remix on AHS

Lana Del Rey got the American Horror Story treatment this week and it was campy fun. Elsa, played by Jessica Lange, covered "Gods & Monsters" flawlessly, except for the part when the song summoned a two-faced carny murderer. Well, not everyone’s going to be a fan. » 10/23/14 1:20pm 10/23/14 1:20pm

American Horror Story Costarred Angela Bassett's Three Boobs

Angela Bassett and her three tasseled breasts made their debut on American Horror Story on Wednesday night. Is it weird to anyone else that The Commish is her husband? » 10/16/14 3:10pm 10/16/14 3:10pm

Amanda Bynes Not Getting Married, Tricked Into Psychiatric Hold Instead

Just when we were all hoping that Amanda Bynes was doing better (despite the strange behavior, mysterious twitters and threats to sue the tabloids), her life has taken another devastating turn. TMZ reports that Bynes' parents and Sam Lutfi have tricked the troubled star into into a psychiatric hold. » 10/11/14 11:35am 10/11/14 11:35am

American Horror Story's Finger-Banging Scene Is More Than You Can Take

I watched the premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show last night and after braving that horrifying clown sporting a smile of death, there were still plenty of other weird moments. Let's take a look back, shall we? » 10/09/14 5:30pm 10/09/14 5:30pm

New American Horror Story Clip: 100% More Scary Clown

American Horror Story's writers and creators excel at exploiting our deepest pathologies and paranoias, so it was only a matter of time until they debuted that oh-so-ordinary childhood terror: the scary clown. And Lana del Rey! » 10/01/14 12:00pm 10/01/14 12:00pm

The First Character Photos from American Horror Story Are Stunning

The official cast photos from American Horror Story: Freak Show are here at last and the only appropriate reaction is 'holy shit.' But 'holy shit' has to be written in the sky in giant neon orange letters. Because holy shit, these characters look really cool. » 9/22/14 10:40am 9/22/14 10:40am

New American Horror Story Trailer: 3 Breasts, a Beard and 2 Heads

As expected, the new American Horror Story trailer is extremely weird yet somehow still diva fabulous. Kathy Bates is a bearded lady, Angela Bassett has three breasts, there's a sexy (?) three fingered man and Jessica Lange in a dramatic red and white, inspired by a circus big top. Oh, and Sarah Paulson has… » 9/08/14 12:40pm 9/08/14 12:40pm

American Horror Story: Freak Show Finally Has an Official Air Date

Show creators announced the official air date of the fourth season of American Horror Story's new chapter Freak Show. » 8/21/14 10:00am 8/21/14 10:00am

Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers

TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had… » 3/01/14 11:30am 3/01/14 11:30am

The Best Loser Faces from Last Night's Golden Globes

The Golden Globes! So many drunk winners and so many more drunk losers! Tight-lipped smiles. Barely-contained grimaces on beautiful Hollywood faces. The losers are the true heroes of the night! Here are the ones who gave this year's best performances. » 1/13/14 6:30pm 1/13/14 6:30pm

Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Jessica Lange

Just a reminder that even though the holidays took her away from us, Jessica Lange will be back on our TV screens THIS WEEK! And because the holidays can't take away Netflix, I spent a good portion of them watching American Horror Story: Asylum while cross-stitching, which is the only appropriate activity to do while… » 1/04/14 7:30pm 1/04/14 7:30pm

Ooh, ooh baby. Hot just like a coven: The badass witches of American Horror Story grace the new cover of Entertainment Weekly. Cover story here. Re: Ms. Lange. Need. Those. Gloves. » 11/19/13 6:45pm 11/19/13 6:45pm

Vote In The Official Jezebel Shittiest Celebrity News Of The Week Poll

So many awful, devastating, terrible things happened this past week. I read all of your comments, reacting to the stories, and my heart broke with you. I watched you shed your tears, all because this week brought a trio of tragedies to world of entertainment news reporting. » 11/03/13 3:53pm 11/03/13 3:53pm

American Horror Story Only Has Jessica Lange for One More Season

No no no no no. This won't do at all, Jessica Lange — winner of the Academy Award for BEST ACTRESS IN MY HEART — has recently told Buzzfeed that she will do one more season of American Horror Story and then it's curtains: » 10/22/13 7:45pm 10/22/13 7:45pm