Kim Kardashian Denies Photoshopping Her Clearly Photoshopped Butt Pics

Kim Kardashian's very own Buttghazi (I'm so sorry) scandal rages on. Amid frenzied accusations that Kim photoshopped an Instagram of herself in a sports bra in order to appear thinner, a rep for the reality star and part-time butt photographer has insisted that the images are not digitally manipulated. » 1/09/14 9:12am 1/09/14 9:12am

This Week in Tabloids: Miley Cyrus Partakes in Secret Lesbian Trysts

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which the sweet juices of celebrity gossip from the pages of Life & Style, Us Weekly, inTouch, OK! and Star leave us nursing horrific hangovers and musing upon our many regrets. This week: someone is going to write a career-ruining tell-all about how Miley Cyrus secretly hooks up with … » 1/02/14 3:30pm 1/02/14 3:30pm

Rumor Mill Attempts to Break Up Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

» 12/24/13 9:11am 12/24/13 9:11am

Jessica Biel did not attend the SNL afterparty with her husband Justin Timberlake, throwing the planet off its axis and prompting rumors that the couple is officially on the rocks. Previously she was conspicuously absent from the American Music Awards, which riled up all the citizens of the world so much that she felt … » 12/24/13 9:11am 12/24/13 9:11am

There Was a Shocking Dearth of Androgyny at Tilda Swinton's MoMA Gala

Last night, socialites, celebs, fashion's heavy hitters, and Lorde showed up to the Museum of Modern Art's gala honoring Tilda Swinton's film career. David Bowie was reportedly in attendance, but there are no pictures of him with Swinton, so it remains that they could still possibly be the same person. » 11/06/13 3:00pm 11/06/13 3:00pm

Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes

Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old hag." Lorde » 9/20/13 9:00am 9/20/13 9:00am

Miley Cyrus's X-Rated VMA Performance Horrifies Everyone Everywhere

» 8/26/13 9:10am 8/26/13 9:10am

Miley Cyrus took a cue from the Linda Blair Playbook during her "Blurred Lines" duet with Robin Thicke — who was dressed like a natty member of a 1920s chain gang, incidentally — at the MTV VMAs last night. Specifically, she danced with some life-sized teddy bears, took off her furry teddy (get it?) to reveal nude… » 8/26/13 9:10am 8/26/13 9:10am

Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs

» 8/20/13 9:00am 8/20/13 9:00am

Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing… » 8/20/13 9:00am 8/20/13 9:00am

Paula Deen Cruise, a.k.a. Titanic For Racists, Adds Additional Voyage

While Paula Deen's backers have been steadily jumping ship since she outed herself as an N-word-using, separate-bathroom-using, down-home deep-fried racist, others of her kind are flocking to support her. In fact, the annual Paula Deen Cruise has tacked on an additional voyage for summer 2014 thanks to high demand. » 6/27/13 9:00am 6/27/13 9:00am

Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Channing Tatum May Gamble on Guys and Dolls

Ohmaaaaagaaaaa, Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon Levitt are in talks to be cast as the Guys — Skye Masterson and Nathan Detroit respectively — in the Fox remake of Joseph L. Mankiewicz's 1955 movie musical Guys and Dolls. Which is kind of as perfect as it's gonna get without old-school Marlon Brando steaming up the… » 4/25/13 9:00am 4/25/13 9:00am

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Visited the White House and Then…

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Aaaahahahahahahah. Look at his little face! Justin Timberlake and wife Jessica Biel spent some time with Barack and Michelle Obama at the White House today. Justin was there to participate in a student workshop called "Soulsville, USA: The History of Memphis Soul." Everyone was pumped. » 4/09/13 8:33pm 4/09/13 8:33pm

Carrie Bradshaw 1.0 Slams Carrie Bradshaw 2.0 For Slamming Carrie…

After Sarah Jessica Parker called the AnnaSophia Robb-starring Sex and The City prequel The Carrie Diaries "odd," money-making enthusiast MAJOR Carrie Diaries fan Candace Bushnell hit back at SJP for being an old cronehag who doesn't understand how the world works. » 3/26/13 9:00am 3/26/13 9:00am

Jessica Biel Can Only Feel Good About Clothes Now That She's Married,…

Before Jessica Biel became a married lady, every morning she hesitantly donned an overly-starched uniform with a name-patch that read "Please Be My Husband" on it. But now that she's got a ring on it, she can rock ANY outfit she wants! At least, according to her friend and stylist. » 2/23/13 11:30am 2/23/13 11:30am

Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs.…

Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York,… » 12/27/12 9:00am 12/27/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber Is Smoking Pot, Acting Out, Not Reaching Potential

Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an eighteen-year-old boy. Truly shocking. My monocle just fell plumb off my face. » 12/24/12 9:00am 12/24/12 9:00am

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Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right…

As if Lindsay Lohan smacking a woman at a nightclub after a Justin Bieber concert over some dude from a band called The Wanted didn't already sound like a demented Canterbury Tale written in glitter pen ("Lindsay got drunker and drunker… and it turned Max [George] off"), there is now a whole new dimension of absurdity.… » 12/01/12 11:30am 12/01/12 11:30am