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Cameron Hooks Up With A-Rod; MJ's Doctor Charged With Manslaughter

• Cameron Diaz was spotted "grinding on" A-Rod at a pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night and a source says they "have been totally hooking up."

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Madonna Finds A New Man, Sandra Says She's Not Winning An Oscar, And Jessica Alba Thinks Your Princess Mentality Is "Crap"

• Madonna is reportedly already moving on from Jesus Luz, "flirting outrageously" with 24-year-old model Jon Kortajarena at the premiere of A Single Man. Says a source: "She is going to invite him to some social events in New York." [DailyMail]

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File Under: Bad Ideas

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Through The Glass, Darkly

[New York, February 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Sundance Viewers Disgusted By Brutal Beatings of Jessica Alba & Kate Hudson

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Jessica's Bear-ly There

[Park City, January 24. Image via INFDaily.]

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Two Of Hearts Hats

[Beverly Hills, January 21. Image via x17.]

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Senior Citizen Asks Lindsay To Opera; Brooke Mueller Hospitalized

• Austrian Richard Lugner, a "quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearances on reality TV," has asked Lindsay Lohan to be his date for the Vienna Opera Ball next month.

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Dexter Star Battles Cancer; The Jolie-Pitts Donate $1M To Haiti

• Dexter star Michael C. Hall has announced that he has been battling cancer, but the treatment is finished and he is in remission.

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Kidnapping At Heidi & Spencer's?; Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzles Her Vagina

• Police were called to investigate a "possible kidnapping" and Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's house this afternoon. As a helicopter patrolled overhead, armed police swarmed the house and yelled, "Man in the black shirt. Come out of the house."

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Denim Duo

[Los Angeles, January 9. Image via INFDaily.]

Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009

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Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"

• Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."

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Mother & Daughter Have A Grip On The Situation

[Beverly Hills, November 28. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will

• John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"

The Killer Inside Me: Sex, Death & Sadism

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Ignoring All The Signs

[Los Angeles, October 22. Image via WENN.]

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Today's Special

[Los Angeles, October 16. Image via WENN]

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Ready For Liftoff

[Beverly Hills, September 30. Image via INF]

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Beverly Hills Crop

[Beverly Hills, September 27. Image via Bauer-Griffin]