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    Ignoring All The Signs

    Today's Special

    Ready For Liftoff

    Beverly Hills Crop

    Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick

    Hedge Fun

    Suspicious Minds

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/23/09

    In reply to Ignoring All The Signs
    Fight the racism, Jessica! #jessicaalba
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    Image of Sweet Panda Love Sweet Panda Love
    10/23/09

    In reply to Ignoring All The Signs
    What is that sign forbidding? Parents observing children toting pumpkins? #jessicaalba
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    10/23/09

    @Sweet Panda Love: I think it's an odd way of saying "mind your kid" #jessicaalba
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    10/23/09

    @Sweet Panda Love: IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, THE PARENT IS TALKING ON A CELL, NOT LOOKING AT THE CHILD. I AM CAPPY IN HONOR OF MOGLO'S SHOUTOUT. #jessicaalba
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    10/23/09

    @badmutha: YESTERDAY WAS CAPS LOCK DAY, SO IT'S FITTING TO CONTINUE TODAY.

    ALSO YAY FOR MOGLO!!!! #jessicaalba
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/23/09

    @Sweet Panda Love: When I glanced at it, the arm with the cell phone sort of looked like someone carrying a knapsack on a stick or something, so I thought maybe it was saying "Don't be a 1930s homeless person for Halloween if you have children." Which, you know... good advice. #jessicaalba
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/23/09

    In reply to Ignoring All The Signs
    TANK TOP WITH BOOTS. OK! #jessicaalba
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    10/23/09

    @badmutha: I once traveled through Greece (not known for its cold climate) with cowboy boots - just because I like to wear boots. So I can understand odd pairings of clothes. #jessicaalba
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Ignoring All The Signs
    Oh, Great Pumpkin, where are you? #jessicaalba
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/23/09

    @futuremouse: Right here! #jessicaalba
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    10/23/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Oh. Okay. Thanks! #jessicaalba
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/16/09

    In reply to Today's Special
    "Nobody puts baby in the carriage" #jessicaalba
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Today's Special
    Dammit, when I saw the headline I was hoping for some of this action #jessicaalba
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    Image of LAmonkeygirl LAmonkeygirl
    10/16/09

    @thecameralovesyou: It's time for the big budget remake of this, starring Gerard Butler and Megan Fox. #jessicaalba
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    Image of Antrack Antrack
    10/16/09

    @thecameralovesyou: This was my favorite show when I was a kid! So creepy now. #jessicaalba
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    10/16/09

    @Antrack: Right? It kind of gives me the heeby jeebies now, but I'm drawn to it. #jessicaalba
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    10/16/09

    @LAmonkeygirl: But who will play the mouse? #jessicaalba
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    Image of LAmonkeygirl LAmonkeygirl
    10/16/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Matt Damon. He'll lose all his Informant weight and, like Teddy Salad, slim down to 2 1/2 lbs for the role. #jessicaalba
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    10/16/09

    @LAmonkeygirl: I like the way you think. If i had any skills whatsoever, I would photoshop that movie poster for you. #jessicaalba
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Today's Special
    Mmm, baby: the other, other white meat. #jessicaalba
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    10/16/09

    In reply to Today's Special
    Hey, Girl in Blue! Quit checking out Alba's ass! #jessicaalba
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    10/16/09

    @rodmanstreet: nope, i'm very familiar with that facial expression... it's "oh, look at the BAby" while trying desperately to contain your screaming ovaries. and trying not to look like that creepy lurker that stares at kids. been there, done that. #jessicaalba
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    10/01/09

    In reply to Ready For Liftoff
    I never thought I would say this, but I am not loving the red. Honor's headband and shoes, OTOH, are a different story.
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    10/01/09

    @Hooplehead: I need the jacket to have sleeves, but other than that, I'll probably be searching out the big-girl version of Honor's whole outfit.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Beverly Hills Crop

    That's not her real body. I've read magazines. Here's the unretouched version.
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    09/28/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: That is awesome.
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    Image of tiredfairy tiredfairy
    09/25/09

    In reply to Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
    No, Kirk, atheists have no bible. We're not really all that organized, honestly.

    And the reason many kids go to college and come out questioning things they always took for granted is because they went to college. They're exposed to new ideas. Usually the sort fundamentalist, dogmatic religions don't like. Because, you know, it's about asking questions and not taking things at face value. One of the fundamental issue with a lot of "faith" based belief is that it relies on things that are easily called into question with just a little history, context, and exploration.

    This is not to say that I have any problem with people who believe in a god. I don't. I'm just tired of atheism being blamed for all the worlds ills. If religious people like Kirk "I don't live in Reality" Cameron didn't insist on views that are so incredibly limited, archaic, and thoughtless, we'd be better off.
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    09/25/09

    In reply to Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
    How is it possible that Natalie Coughlin and Shawn Johnson could wear the same dress? Natalie is about a foot taller.
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    Image of meloroast meloroast
    09/25/09

    In reply to Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
    ugh kirk cameron. you cannot make an 'educated decision' about god. the whole point of faith is that you believe in something that is not proven either way. and that's fine. believe what you want. but let people be EDUCATED at college because THAT IS WHAT IT IS THERE FOR!
    ugh.
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    09/25/09

    @meloroast: Yes. Perhaps my biggest pet peeve: people of faith trying to PROVE their faith (intelligent design, creationism, etc). If you prove it, it ain't faith anymore, dipshits!
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    Image of buymecandy buymecandy
    09/25/09

    In reply to Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
    um, Atheists have no bible, that's why they are Atheists...duh.
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    09/25/09

    @buymecandy: My thoughts exactly. Why do religious people always talk about atheism in terms of religion.
    "Satanists" are atheists!
    Um, no if they exist, they believe in something.
    Darwin is your bible!
    Um, no "we" are not a cohesive group, therefore don't have a bible. There is no book for non-belief Kirk.
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    09/25/09

    @veronykah: Satanists are atheists though. Satanists don't actually believe in satan, despite the name. They don't belive in a deity at all, therefore they're atheists.
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    09/25/09

    @Asmo: If a Satanist was an atheist they would call themselves atheists not Satanists.
    If you believe in Satan, you can't be an atheist, its pretty simple.
    The basic tenants of Satanism acknowledge Satan, as an atheist I don't acknowledge any sort of "spiritual being" good or evil.
    In my mind, its all B.S,

    Check out the website for the official Church of Satan for PLENTY more info on the RELIGION of Satanism.

    [www.churchofsatan.com]
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    Image of zegota zegota
    09/26/09

    @veronykah: Not really. The Church of Satan respects Satan as a character (which, if you read Paradise Lost, how can you not?). But they are made up of atheists and agnostics who don't believe in him as a real being.

    Of course, there are many different sects who call themselves Satanists, and some of them may actually believe in the Christian mythos.
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    09/26/09

    @zegota: Ok, point taken. Interesting...
    However, as a "devout" atheist I tend to be on the side of the fence that doesn't want satanists associated with atheism.
    We already have enough issues getting people to understand you can be a moral and upstanding citizen and not believe in god, without getting the added distinction of being in league with the anti-christs themselves (!) satanists!
    There are also buddhists that only believe in the teachings of buddha and not him as a spiritual being too right?
    I never hear them being called atheists.
    I think that if you believe in a doctrine, you have a religion. Whether or not that involves a spiritual being or not.
    As an atheist, I don't follow any doctrine.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    09/25/09

    In reply to Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
    Kirk Cameron, you are nuts. Please stop talking. You and your ilk are both irritating and pathetic.
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    09/25/09

    @Mrs. Stephen Fry: It's funny that he has it so wrong. People who understand and accept evolution do not have a "bible." They know that anything science-based changes as new things are discovered. So to pick one book and trash it, well, it just plain isn't effective, is it?
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