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Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie

Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in… » 11/27/14 11:38am 11/27/14 11:38am

Miley Cyrus Adopted a Little Tiny Piglet

Miley Cyrus caaaaan't stop, and she woooonnnn't stop, which is something I'm legally obligated to say every time she partakes in something habitual. This time around, the thing she cannot and will not stop doing is adopting pets, as evidenced by the tiny little pig named Bubba Sue she began Instagramming late last… » 8/11/14 9:30am 8/11/14 9:30am

James Franco Posts and Deletes Another Scandalous Selfie

Happy Memorial Day weekend! In order to help you celebrate, James Franco (actor, author, director, the new messiah, etc.) has posted and deleted another revealing selfie for your viewing pleasure. Unfortunately for Franco, the internet doesn't play peekaboo and anything you post is forever (especially when you do it… » 5/24/14 11:30am 5/24/14 11:30am

Jessica Alba's Weight Loss Secret: Wearing Corsets 24/7 for 3 Months

Baby weight: A thing that happens, sometimes. Ways to fix/change it: Tuna melts*, not caring, doing Zumba or some shit, more tuna melts, or encasing yourself in a chamber of horrors like Jessica Alba. In an interview with Net-a-Porter's magazine, Alba divulges her post-pregnancy weight-loss secret after giving birth… » 4/26/13 9:00am 4/26/13 9:00am

The Kids' Choice Awards Red Carpet Is the Most Fun Red Carpet of the…

The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards — which held its 26th annual event yesterday in Los Angeles — has got to be the most enjoyable awards show ever. From the bright, youthful clothes to the slime, celebrities actually look like they're having fun. Kristen Stewart smiles. It's that awesome. You cannot look at these… » 3/25/13 1:10pm 3/25/13 1:10pm

Mila Kunis Begs Macaulay Culkin to Go to Rehab from Ashton Kutcher Sex…

The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when… » 8/17/12 9:00am 8/17/12 9:00am

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Prepping for Unholy Matrimony

The oracle of truth known as Life & Style magazine is reporting that Kanye West told Kim Kardashian to hurry up and divorce Kris Humphries so that she's free to walk down the aisle for the third time. With Humphries dragging it out to get as much as possible from their pantomimed marriage, West told Kardashian to sign… » 6/08/12 9:00am 6/08/12 9:00am

Someone Get Schwarzenegger on the Horn: Nick Stahl Is Missing

What was the plot of Terminator 3 again? A mild-mannered human resources guy finds out the company's been taken over by a conglomerate and his new duties are to team up with two other HR peeps and let go of 99% of the staff? Something like that. Anyway, Nick Stahl, who played John Connor in Terminator 3, is nowhere to… » 5/16/12 9:00am 5/16/12 9:00am