What The World Needs Now: 'The (Gay) Bachelor' With George Takei

As an ashamed devotee of ABC's The Bachelor franchise, I've seen my share of humor videos parodying the show. And I'm happy to report that this one — featuring such gay boyfriends as George Takei, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Lance Bass — is the best one yet. In fact, if The (Gay) Bachelor were a real show, I'd watch the… » 11/18/13 1:50pm 11/18/13 1:50pm

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old…

Here's Kanye West Blurting Out That Kim Kardashian's Pregnant Without…


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Because Kanye West is Kanye West, it is absolutely unsurprising that he would tell the 5,000+ crowd at Atlantic City's Revel Resort about the impending Kimyelet without Kim Kardashian's knowledge, let alone her approval. The two hadn't discussed when they would tell the public, and Kim wanted to wait until she began … » 12/31/12 9:07am 12/31/12 9:07am

Tom Cruise Is Suing the Tabloids for Saying He Abandoned Suri in Her…

You know what? I feel bad for celebrities sometimes. Like, Tom Cruise is just trying to live his weird couch-jumpy life and deal with a painful public divorce and jet-set around doing his fancy pretending in the talkies—AND he's supposed to put up with tabloids fabricating slanders moste evile? And never say anything?… » 10/24/12 9:10pm 10/24/12 9:10pm

And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively

This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating a lot … » 9/20/12 9:00am 9/20/12 9:00am