There's trouble at the Jersey Shore tonight, folks. Former Jersey Shore star Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino and his brother/manager Marc have both been indicted for tax fraud.

And now, a cautionary tale about wedding crashing. You are not Vince Vaughn and Luke Wilson.

If you happen to see a bobcat who answers to the name of "Rocky" roaming the Jersey Shore, don't worry. He's a "timid" family pet and his owner is trying to find him before the cops do.

At more than halfway through her pregnancy, JWoww took to her blog to post a picture of her pregnant belly. Or lack thereof. JWoww said:

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is in the midst of having his finances probed by the federal government.

Earlier this week, it was announced that Jersey Shore's Pauly D is the father of a five-month-old baby girl he's never met. He's since filed court documents seeking full custody, claiming the baby's mother, Amanda Markert—with whom he had a one-night stand in Vegas—is unfit because she once worked at Hooters.

Pauly D impregnated a woman and now there's a little baby girl, a few months old, crawling around near the Jersey shore. The mother filed court documents to officially establish paternity, but according to TMZ, Pauly already took a DNA test to find out if the child is his and the results came back as: "Yeeeeeah buddy!"

A large stretch of the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, NJ — a location made famous nationwide for being showcased on MTV's Jersey Shore — was engulfed in flames after a fire broke out in an ice cream shop and quickly spread. About 50 businesses were damaged or destroyed less than a year after Hurricane Sandy devastated…

The latest development in the seemingly never-ending legal battle between the Anna Nicole Smith estate and the late J. Howard Marshall's son E. Pierce Marshall may see 6-year-old Dannielynn Birkhead, the daughter of Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole, $49 million of the elder Marshall's fortune, estimated to be anywhere…

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ - MAY 27: Nicole Zupp carries a huge stuffed monkey on the boardwalk on the first weekend of Jersey Shore beaches re-opening to the public on May 27, 2013 in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The region continues to recover and rebuild after Hurricane Sandy devastated parts of the coastline. (Photo by…

Chris Christie, who has gone on record multiple times as a World Class H8er of the Maysles brothers-directed cinéma vérité series Jersey Shore, met the cast of Jersey Shore when both Christie's team and Snooki's team were filming segments for the Today Show in Seaside Heights. And it wasn't even entertaining in a…

Women in Dubai are taking a cue from Jersey Shore (where else to take your cues from?) and placing Bumpits under their hijabs. The look is called "Camel Humps." Initially it came into vogue as a technique to hold the scarves in place, but it's now become a sort of status symbol/female rebellion. The video also…

Miley Cyrus overshared to Elle UK about not wanting to do any more oversharing. No, sir. "We [herself and Liam Hemsworth] were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight—into my life and my puppies and my house–-and I just don't feel they get that privilege any more. Like on my Twitter, I'm much more... not…

Justin Bieber and the stache he is (jokingly?) attempting to "grow out" has been accused of battery after a confrontation with one of his Calabasas neighbors (let's just call him Mr. Wilson) yesterday. Early Tuesday morning, Bieber had a new Ferrari delivered and spent the wee hours tooling (loudly) around his hood in…

So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in J.K. Rowling's newest novel, James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this month, and its reporter recalls another instance of a Franco onscreen blowjob in his NYU student film The Broken Tower.

As if my mom needs to worry that my career path has even less credibility, Celebuzz has given noted meatball Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi an outlet to share her life with new baby Lorenzo, pictures of her in a bunch of different hats, and a critical analysis of the 2008 historical drama Frost/Nixon.

So, these crazy Jersey kids are finally letting the spotlights fade and slipping elegantly into the dim anonymity of American life. Oh wait, just kidding, PAY ATTENTION TO THEM PLEASE. THEY HAVE A LOT OF GREAT "BRANDING" IDEAS FOR YOU. MTV caught up with JWoww, The Situation, Snooki, and all those other…

Imagine, if your mind is capable of conjuring such macabre visions, the cast of the Jersey Shore chasing each other on ATVs, shotgunning beers, and going muddin' in their pickup trucks. If you successfully pictured this in your mind's eye and at the same time muttered, "Jackpot," congratulations — you think just like…

Vinny Guadagnino, the one who literally pales in comparison to everyone else on Jersey Shore, has landed his very own Jersey Shore spinoff. In a press release, MTV announced today that it's given the greenlight to The Show with Vinny, "a hybrid talk show/reality series."