Sammi's behavior embodies that particularly perplexing female phenomenon of taking out one's frustrations with one's boyfriend's iniquitous actions on other women, however directly or indirectly they're involved with said boyfriend's improprieties. Or, as Deena would put it, she's a cunt.
Would you like to dine at The Brownstone? Shop at Posche? Bask in the glow of the incompletely-lit sign of Danielle Staub's strip-mall plastic surgeon's office? Then The New Jersey Housewives Tour is the next bus you should catch!
On last night's episode of South Park, Jersey-based reality stars—like the Real Housewives and Snooki—moved into the Colorado town, wreaking havoc by flipping over tables, starting fights in hair salons, and partying in hot tubs.
I like to yell at the television. I seem to do it quite often when I watch Jersey Shore, particularly whenever the doomed romance of Sammi and Ronnie takes over the screen.
While watching this season of Jersey Shore, in which the male roommates have been particularly cruel about women's weight, I'm left wondering what Snooki thinks about all this. Especially since she once famously said, "That's a fuckin' sensitive subject."
On last night's episode, everyone was still mad at Angelina, mostly because she's a cock-blocker and shit-talker. But the last straw was when JWoww got word from J420 and Joey Eggs that Angelina called Snooki's boyfriend a "fucking moolie."
PHILO—yet another social networking app—has created a "Save Teresa" campaign. Each time a user checks in to RHONJ via the app, the company will donate $0.01 toward a fund to purchase items at the Housewife's bankruptcy auction.
The trailer for season two of Jersey Shore—premiering July 29—will get fans (and fists) pumped. There's new cast hookups, new acronyms, infighting, hair-pulling, ass-slapping, and boob-smooshing. Also, Snooki's vagina hurts. Much more after the jump.
Last night, comedian/talk show host Jimmy Kimmel, along with the full cast (including Angelina) of Jersey Shore parodied Twilight, with Snooki playing Bella, The Situation as an Italian version of Edward, and Pauly D as Jacob. Hilarity ensued.
MTV aired the first 10 minutes of season two of Jersey Shore—premiering July 29—over the weekend, and we got to catch up with Snooki and the gang as they pack their bronzer (literally) and head for Miami.
Today, NJ Housewife Danielle was on The Wendy Williams Show promoting her autobiography The Naked Truth—released this week—and dished on (some of) her celebrity hookups, namely, Prince and Don Johnson.