Minnie Driver Knows What the Best Revenge Is
In today's Tweet Beat, everyone remembers Shirley Temple, Minnie Driver's doing just fine and The Lego Movie might have jacked one of Jerry Seinfeld's jokes.
Nicole Byer delivers some truth on the Jerry Seinfeld mess
Comedienne, and all around wonderful person who I want to be my secret BFF, Nicole Byer took to her tumblr to share her thoughts on Jerry Seinfeild's interview regarding race/gender and comedy. Here is what she has to say:
Your Overworked BFF Jennifer Lawrence Could Really Use a Year Off
Your best friend in this bleak abyss of a world Jennifer Lawrence will not be taking your phone calls, for a change.
Chris Rock Gave Louis CK, Tina Fey 'Thanks Motherfucker'-Engraved Rolex
Years ago, Chris Rock asked a number of comedians to rewrite a movie. In return, he gave them $5,000, fed them, and Rolexes engraved with "Thanks Motherfucker" on the back. Tina Fey and Louis CK both got the same exact watches.
Ask Jerry Seinfeld Anything
Jerry Seinfeld is a stand up comedian. He's a television star. He's a Porsche nut. His web series Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee has the most literal title ever and is also amazing. And now he's here for the next hour to answer your questions.
Miley Cyrus Attempts to Convince Us She Values Privacy and Modesty
Miley Cyrus overshared to Elle UK about not wanting to do any more oversharing. No, sir. "We [herself and Liam Hemsworth] were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight—into my life and my puppies and my house–-and I just don't feel they get that privilege any more. Like on my Twitter, I'm much more... not…
Downton Abbey Creator Basically Calls Dan Stevens a Shit
Downton Abbey creator Julian Fellowes would have liked to give Matthew and Lady Mary Crawley a happier ending, but wasn't able to because Dan Stevens bailed so unceremoniously.
Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My…
Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw…
Vanity Fair's Comedy Issue Covers Have Equal Numbers of Men and Women
The January edition of Vanity Fair is the "first ever comedy issue," guest-edited by Judd Apatow. There are three different covers, featuring groups of comedians. Unlike the April 2009 issue of VF — "Comedy's New Legends" — there are actual women on these covers. In fact, the editors chose six men and six women to shoot.
Kate Gosselin Is Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies with Sticks
Kate Gosselin—a.k.a. the only woman on earth who could make Sarah Palin seem like a fucking awesome down-to-earth gal pal—has reportedly admitted to whacking her 2-year-old babies with a wooden spoon when they were noncompliant. (Fun fact: noncompliance is one of the main symptoms of being a baby!)
Leann Rimes Turns 30, Checks into Clinic
The day after her 30th birthday, Leann Rimes has checked into a 30-day treatment center to "cope with anxiety and stress." Over the last year, Rimes has been the continued subject of intense body bullying and rumors of anorexia, and her representative confirms that she is not being treated for an eating disorder. "While…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: Carla Hall almost vomits on The Chew; a dress made from ladies underwear; "Brogurt"; and Regis Philbin tries out a new job alongside Beavis and Butthead.
God bless you, Jimmy Kimmel, for thinking up this stellar idea for King Philbin to move onto next. Watching Regis…
Kelly Ripa Drinks Wine From Own Bra
This morning on Live! with Kelly, a Reeg-less Ripa demonstrated her booze acumen by donning a Wine Rack on air.
Lady Gaga's "Telephone" Video, Starring the Seinfeld Cast
Jerry Seinfeld may not be a Lady Gaga fan, but—in this original video by Sarah aka globochem—he and the rest of the Seinfeld cast make up a pretty damn decent version of the pop diva's "Telephone" music video.
Jerry Seinfeld Hates Lady Gaga
In a radio interview yesterday, Jerry Seinfeld said, "I can't believe they put [Lady Gaga] in my box, which I paid for...You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we're living in now?" [N.Y.Post, Newser]
January's Crash Involved Alcohol, Bobby Flay; Jodie Denies Attacking…
- January Jones claims she crashed into three parked cars last night because paparazzi were chasing her, but witnesses say she was alone — and smelled of alcohol. Also, in a bizarre twist, January called Bobby Flay to the scene.
New York Mets Apologize To Jerry Seinfeld For Giving His Seats To Lady …
After Lady Gaga threw a fit at the Mets/Padres game yesterday, she was moved to unoccupied box seats owned by Jerry Seinfeld. Now the team has issued an apology to Jerry for getting him involved in Gaga's drama.
Alanis Gets Married; Cher Collapses Before Performance
- Alanis Morissette has revealed that she married the rapper Mario "MC Souleye" Treadway at her L.A. home on May 22. "So happy to share with you that my man Souleye and I got married," says Alanis.
Jerry Seinfeld Likens Oprah To A Vagina
Jerry Seinfeld was on Oprah today to promote his show The Marriage Ref, and told O that being on her show as like being inside a "feminine body part." Um, ew. Thanks for the visual, Jer.
Cue The Laugh Track: The Marriage Ref Is In The House
It's hard to follow dancing maple leaves and choreographed hockey brawls and, um, Nickelback. This was The Marriage Ref unenviable job last night. Luckily, anyone who enjoyed the Vancouver Follies was probably all primed for Seinfeld's return to the small-screen.