Chris Rock Gave Louis CK, Tina Fey 'Thanks Motherfucker'-Engraved Rolex

Years ago, Chris Rock asked a number of comedians to rewrite a movie. In return, he gave them $5,000, fed them, and Rolexes engraved with "Thanks Motherfucker" on the back. Tina Fey and Louis CK both got the same exact watches. » 1/30/14 2:52pm 1/30/14 2:52pm

Miley Cyrus Attempts to Convince Us She Values Privacy and Modesty

Miley Cyrus overshared to Elle UK about not wanting to do any more oversharing. No, sir. "We [herself and Liam Hemsworth] were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight—into my life and my puppies and my house–-and I just don't feel they get that privilege any more. Like on my Twitter, I'm much more... not… » 4/29/13 9:00am 4/29/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My…

» 1/21/13 9:00am 1/21/13 9:00am

Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw… » 1/21/13 9:00am 1/21/13 9:00am

Vanity Fair's Comedy Issue Covers Have Equal Numbers of Men and Women

The January edition of Vanity Fair is the "first ever comedy issue," guest-edited by Judd Apatow. There are three different covers, featuring groups of comedians. Unlike the April 2009 issue of VF — "Comedy's New Legends" — there are actual women on these covers. In fact, the editors chose six men and six women to shoot. » 12/04/12 11:00am 12/04/12 11:00am

Kate Gosselin Is Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies with Sticks

Kate Gosselin—a.k.a. the only woman on earth who could make Sarah Palin seem like a fucking awesome down-to-earth gal pal—has reportedly admitted to whacking her 2-year-old babies with a wooden spoon when they were noncompliant. (Fun fact: noncompliance is one of the main symptoms of being a baby!) » 9/28/12 8:45pm 9/28/12 8:45pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: Carla Hall almost vomits on The Chew; a dress made from ladies underwear; "Brogurt"; and Regis Philbin tries out a new job alongside Beavis and Butthead. » 12/02/11 7:00pm 12/02/11 7:00pm

God bless you, Jimmy Kimmel, for thinking up this stellar idea for King Philbin to move onto next. Watching Regis…