Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny… »11/08/12 9:00am11/08/12 9:00am

A Guide to Understanding the Jackson Family Feud (Sort of)

If we had a dime for every time someone said, "What the fuck?" in regards to any member of the Jackson family, we could probably afford to buy the Elephant Man's bones. But the family has always stuck together through the highs and lows, no matter how bizarre, over the past 40 years — from Janet's secret marriages to… »7/26/12 3:15pm7/26/12 3:15pm

Michael Jackson’s Mom Reported Sort of, Not Really Missing by Concerned Nephew

Matriarch of the Jackson family Katherine Jackson was reported missing late Saturday night by her concerned nephew, Trent Jackson, who filed the report with the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office in the midst of an acerbic dispute between the various Jackson scions over control of Katherine Jackson's financial and… »7/22/12 11:00am7/22/12 11:00am

Whitney Houston Was Saving All Her Love For Jermaine Jackson

According to a new rumor from the toothless, sidewalk proselytizer of tabloids, The Sun, Whitney Houston and Jermaine Jackson were carrying on an affair in the mid 80s, beginning as early as 1984 when Jackson was still married to Hazel Gordy. The proof? Well, Jackson was so overwhelmed with grief that he couldn't even… »3/04/12 11:00am3/04/12 11:00am