Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes

Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old hag."… » 9/20/13 9:00am 9/20/13 9:00am

Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?

GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her… » 6/05/13 9:00am 6/05/13 9:00am

Madonna's Homeless, Alcoholic Brother: 'We Never Loved Each Other'

The same week it's been reported that Madonna's net worth is about $1 billion bones, someone's dug up one of Madge's eight siblings, Anthony Ciconne, a homeless alcoholic who's been living on the streets of Traverse City, Michigan for the last three years and basically drinking himself to death. » 3/30/13 11:30am 3/30/13 11:30am

The Gorgeous Dresses and Hot Messes of the Oscars Red Carpet

Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps… » 2/25/13 11:20am 2/25/13 11:20am

Guys, Is Jeremy Renner Wearing a Bucketload of Makeup?

Your boyfriend Jeremy "Heart Locker" Renner attended the premiere of his new flick Hansel and Gretel last night in Hollywood, and it kind of looks like someone spackled him with foundation. And… Eyeliner? Maybe? Hey, look, the photographers' flash bulbs can really wash a complexion out. We get it. But still.… » 1/25/13 12:10pm 1/25/13 12:10pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together

Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found herself in what the tabloids are calling "a bit of a mid-life crisis" since her split from Alex Rodriguez and a fling… » 1/23/13 9:00am 1/23/13 9:00am

The Only Question You Need to Answer This Thanksgiving Is: Where’s the…

Jeremy Renner graced Saturday Night Live's living sketchbook last night, and the good news is that he wore a sleeveless shirt. The bad news? He didn't do his killer Jeffrey Dahmer impression, which, according to an NPR interview I heard this one time, is the whole reason Renner was considered for The Hurt Locker. » 11/18/12 12:00pm 11/18/12 12:00pm

Jeremy Renner Does Pretty Woman in this Week's SNL Promos

The attractive-but-you-can't-tell-why Jeremy Renner will be hosting SNL this weekend with musical guests Maroon 5, making this the most bro-y lineup the show has had all season. Whether he's a bro or not, there's something so darn likable about Renner. Remember when he was just a struggling actor on Bravo's The It… » 11/15/12 6:45pm 11/15/12 6:45pm

Jeremy Renner's New Hansel and Gretel Movie Could Be the Sleeper Stoner…

Here's the trailer for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, the upcoming action-comedy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton as the iconic siblings. The pair — having defeated the witch who made that awesome candy house — are now all grown up and making their livings by hunting down witches. Sure, it looks like a… » 9/05/12 3:10pm 9/05/12 3:10pm

Robert Pattinson Moves Out of the Vampire Castle He Shared with Kristen…

The entity we know as Robsten/K-Bert/StewBob might be tearing itself asunder — Robert Pattinson, apparently "mortified" by Kristen Stewart's very public apology, has reportedly schlepped some of his belongings out of the Los Angeles home where he cohabitated with Stewart and into some secret lair. He probably didn't… » 7/26/12 8:00pm 7/26/12 8:00pm

New Cokey Evidence Suggests Whitney's Death Was Not an Accidental…

Remember when we found out that Whitney Houston had officially died from an "accidental drowning" and that cocaine may have played some role in her death? Well, now sadly it looks like cocaine had a starring role. The official coroner's report just came out, and it has new and disturbing details about the drug… » 4/04/12 8:00pm 4/04/12 8:00pm