'Taylor's the Sweetheart, Kanye's the Villain,' Says Astute Katy Perry

In her new Elle cover story, Katy Perry discussed her diminished expectations of being a pop star and the way the media molds celebrities to fit into very specific and easily identifiable archetypes. Such a classic "sage" thing to say. » 2/04/15 10:30am 2/04/15 10:30am

Michael Keaton's Son Wins Most Bangable Son at the Golden Globe Awards

There were lots of well-deserving winners at last night's Golden Globes, perhaps none more so than Birdman's Michael Keaton...'s hot son Sean Douglas, who stole the show from the audience and consequently made turned the internet into a stream of heart-eye emojis. » 1/12/15 10:30am 1/12/15 10:30am

Modern Family's Sarah Hyland 'Scared and in Fear for Life' From Ex

Today in more awful news, Sarah Hyland, who plays Haley Dunphy on Modern Family, told a court she is in fear for her life from her ex, fellow actor Matthew Prokop. » 9/23/14 9:00pm 9/23/14 9:00pm

Caption This Photo of Lupita, Jeremy, His Holiness and Eva

What we have here is an image of Oscar nominated actor Lupita Nyong'o, Oscar nominated actor Jeremy Renner, His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama, and actor slash humanitarian Eva Longoria. What should the caption be? » 2/27/14 4:45pm 2/27/14 4:45pm

Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes

Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old… » 9/20/13 9:00am 9/20/13 9:00am

Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?

GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her… » 6/05/13 9:00am 6/05/13 9:00am

Madonna's Homeless, Alcoholic Brother: 'We Never Loved Each Other'

The same week it's been reported that Madonna's net worth is about $1 billion bones, someone's dug up one of Madge's eight siblings, Anthony Ciconne, a homeless alcoholic who's been living on the streets of Traverse City, Michigan for the last three years and basically drinking himself to death. » 3/30/13 11:30am 3/30/13 11:30am

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Want You to Stop Calling Kim Kardashian Fat,…

She's not fat, she's pregnant, you halfwits. Kendall and Kylie Jenner would like you to know that half-sister Kim Kardashian isn't an actual fat person, she's just got a baby in there. Duh. » 3/29/13 8:00pm 3/29/13 8:00pm

The Gorgeous Dresses and Hot Messes of the Oscars Red Carpet

Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps… » 2/25/13 11:20am 2/25/13 11:20am

Rain, Stains, and Helen Mirren's Pink Hair at the BAFTA Awards

It was rainy last night in London, and some of the stars on the red carpet at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) Awards got drizzled on. But raindrops cannot stop the sheer fabulousness of Dame Helen Mirren. » 2/11/13 2:50pm 2/11/13 2:50pm

Guys, Is Jeremy Renner Wearing a Bucketload of Makeup?

Your boyfriend Jeremy "Heart Locker" Renner attended the premiere of his new flick Hansel and Gretel last night in Hollywood, and it kind of looks like someone spackled him with foundation. And… Eyeliner? Maybe? Hey, look, the photographers' flash bulbs can really wash a complexion out. We get it. But still.… » 1/25/13 12:10pm 1/25/13 12:10pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together

Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found herself in what the tabloids are calling "a bit of a mid-life crisis" since her split from Alex Rodriguez and a fling… » 1/23/13 9:00am 1/23/13 9:00am

The Only Question You Need to Answer This Thanksgiving Is: Where’s the…

Jeremy Renner graced Saturday Night Live's living sketchbook last night, and the good news is that he wore a sleeveless shirt. The bad news? He didn't do his killer Jeffrey Dahmer impression, which, according to an NPR interview I heard this one time, is the whole reason Renner was considered for The Hurt Locker. » 11/18/12 12:00pm 11/18/12 12:00pm

Jeremy Renner Does Pretty Woman in this Week's SNL Promos

The attractive-but-you-can't-tell-why Jeremy Renner will be hosting SNL this weekend with musical guests Maroon 5, making this the most bro-y lineup the show has had all season. Whether he's a bro or not, there's something so darn likable about Renner. Remember when he was just a struggling actor on Bravo's The It… » 11/15/12 6:45pm 11/15/12 6:45pm

Jeremy Renner's New Hansel and Gretel Movie Could Be the Sleeper Stoner…

Here's the trailer for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, the upcoming action-comedy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton as the iconic siblings. The pair — having defeated the witch who made that awesome candy house — are now all grown up and making their livings by hunting down witches. Sure, it looks like a… » 9/05/12 3:10pm 9/05/12 3:10pm

In Case You Missed It: Jennifer Aniston Is Engaged

We already informed you of the upcoming Pitt/Jolie vs. Theroux/Aniston matrimonial potato-sack race late last night, but figured it was news worth repeating. » 8/13/12 9:00am 8/13/12 9:00am

Facepalm: Kim Kardashian Is Proud to Be Kanye's Perfect Bitch

Kim Klardashiurn is honored to be boyfriend Kanye West's "perfect bitch," which is the title of a new song he wrote about her, Tweeted about having written about her, and promptly deleted. » 8/08/12 9:00am 8/08/12 9:00am

Robert Pattinson Moves Out of the Vampire Castle He Shared with Kristen…

The entity we know as Robsten/K-Bert/StewBob might be tearing itself asunder — Robert Pattinson, apparently "mortified" by Kristen Stewart's very public apology, has reportedly schlepped some of his belongings out of the Los Angeles home where he cohabitated with Stewart and into some secret lair. He probably didn't… » 7/26/12 8:00pm 7/26/12 8:00pm