Superb Human Jeremy Renner Cannot Be Bothered to Fight For Equal Pay

Jeremy Renner—the frog-faced Avenger with a sixth grade boy’s haircut—has caught wind of American Hustle co-star Jennifer Lawrence’s essay on unequal pay in Hollywood. He’s aware that many of his fellow actors are clamoring for an end to this discriminatory gap. But he doesn’t especially give a flying fuck. »10/21/15 9:15pm10/21/15 9:15pm


Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes

Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old… »9/20/13 9:00am9/20/13 9:00am

Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?

GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her… »6/05/13 9:00am6/05/13 9:00am

The Gorgeous Dresses and Hot Messes of the Oscars Red Carpet

Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps… »2/25/13 11:20am2/25/13 11:20am

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together

Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found herself in what the tabloids are calling "a bit of a mid-life crisis" since her split from Alex Rodriguez and a fling… »1/23/13 9:00am1/23/13 9:00am

The Only Question You Need to Answer This Thanksgiving Is: Where’s the Best Spot to Smoke Weed in Your Hometown?

Jeremy Renner graced Saturday Night Live's living sketchbook last night, and the good news is that he wore a sleeveless shirt. The bad news? He didn't do his killer Jeffrey Dahmer impression, which, according to an NPR interview I heard this one time, is the whole reason Renner was considered for The Hurt Locker. »11/18/12 12:00pm11/18/12 12:00pm

Jeremy Renner Does Pretty Woman in this Week's SNL Promos

The attractive-but-you-can't-tell-why Jeremy Renner will be hosting SNL this weekend with musical guests Maroon 5, making this the most bro-y lineup the show has had all season. Whether he's a bro or not, there's something so darn likable about Renner. Remember when he was just a struggling actor on Bravo's The It… »11/15/12 6:45pm11/15/12 6:45pm