These Donnie Loves Jenny Ads Are Offensive to Romance Novels

The show you didn't want, the show you actually pleaded A&E not to make, the show you're screaming about right now, Donnie Loves Jenny, premieres tonight. In anticipation, the network has released some ads making Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy look as though they're on the cover of some old romance novels. No. No.… » 1/07/15 1:00pm 1/07/15 1:00pm

Drake's Penis Is 'Weird, Thin, and Pointy,' Says Future Shakespeare

Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he likes people to do or not do with his butthole while he touches said controversially shaped penis. Today is also the day that I realized that every other non-today day of my life has been wasted. » 7/14/14 8:00pm 7/14/14 8:00pm

Watch Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy Pretend They Weren't Fired

After brilliantly firing two-thirds of their hosts right before they were scheduled for a week of prerecorded episodes/vacation, the producers of ABC's The View allowed Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy to lie Monday morning. It was awkward if you were Jenny, full of tears if you were Sherri and totally chill as… » 7/07/14 12:40pm 7/07/14 12:40pm

Anti-Vaccine and Pro-E-Cig: Jenny McCarthy Is the Queen of Good Choices

Jenny McCarthy was a hot topic in front of the U.S. senate on Wednesday, concerning her role in an e-cigarette campaign that critics argue rolls back anti-tobacco efforts by decades. The Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation questioned Blu eCigs CEO Jason Healy about his decision to use McCarthy in an ad… » 6/20/14 2:40pm 6/20/14 2:40pm

Hilariously Scathing Review Rips Into Jenny McCarthy's New Book

Did you know that Jenny McCarthy has written 10 books? Ten! Her latest, Stirring the Pot, is intended to be a "mix of storytelling, sisterly advice, sex appeal, and self-deprecation," but an early review calls it "unfunny," "confusing" and a "contradictory mess" that's "like having a Day-Glo, dumb-feminism-for-dummies… » 4/28/14 3:10pm 4/28/14 3:10pm

Lindsay Lohan Discussed the Power of Selfies on The View Today

Lindsay Lohan co-hosted The View Friday, after being led onstage (in Barbara Walters' words) "like a good daughter." During the episode, Lohan talked about her comeback, tried to talk about the craft of acting with Marisa Tomei and cooked with Sherri Shepherd. During all that activity, however, she never really got… » 4/18/14 2:20pm 4/18/14 2:20pm

There's a Major Measles Outbreak in NYC, Thanks to Anti-Vaxxers

Back in 2000, measles was considered to be "eliminated" in the United States. But today—thanks largely to the efforts of anti-vaccination campaigns (for your health!)—the highly contagious disease is popping up all over the place. Oh, cool! Nothing like resurrecting a killer of children in the name of protecting… » 3/14/14 6:00pm 3/14/14 6:00pm