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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    I always thought Jay-Z was a sensible and intelligent dude, and he just keeps confirming it.
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    11/22/09

    @la.donna.pietra: And you are basing this on what? His lyrics? Read those and then you might rethink that.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/22/09

    @BAngieB: I was referring to his decision not to pose with Victoria's Secret models, as mentioned above. His lyrics are a whole 'nother ball of wax.
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    11/22/09

    @BAngieB: Besides from his lyrics Jay-Z does seem like an intelligent man and a good partner. Jay-Z is definitely my favorite rapper.
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    11/22/09

    @Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: His lyrics and sexist and misogynistic.

    #tips
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    It's a pretty well-known fact that the celebrities of Scientology get treated like royalty, while the rest are merely peons, Juliette. Celebrities in Scientology have the $$$, so they don't have to quit their job, get one with the Scientologists, and then devote their entire lives to earning enough money to take courses. Then, the regular folks are trapped because they can't leave without a job and money...Thanks for stopping in and ensuring that we know you're just as ignorant as the rest of them.
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    11/22/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: B-b-b-but she's in the know, because she did courses! She's not allowed to tell you what the courses were about, or what they taught her about life, or how exactly they changed her, - you know, the rules of Scientology and all that. But you should just take her word for it, she's no blind follower.
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    11/22/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: I was walking in the Upper (East? West? I can't actually remember) Side on my first week in New York, and ran across the Scientology Celebrity Center. I had no idea such a place actually existed. I wanted to take a picture of the sign, but I figured they have cameras that tell them who does that, and they'd send someone to my apartment to delete the photo. So I didn't. But I'm still shocked that the place exists. And has a sign.
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    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Jon Gosselin needs to learn that there's a point in every failing relationship when buying a bunch of flowers is actually an insult.
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    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Nothing says "Awesome!" like wearing ripped jeans to divorce court. Yipee!
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    11/22/09

    @Santos L Halper: Oh he looks downright classy for some of the courtroom attire I've seen. They're lucky everyone in Family Court shows up wearing pants.

    Witness at a murder trial showed up with hip hugger jeans showing off her c-section scars and a t-shirt that said "I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch." By comparison, Jon Gosselin is a classy MoFo
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    11/22/09

    @CynicalPink: Father showed up in Juvenile Court trying to regain parental rights with a cannibis leaf earring dangling from his ear. I didn't notice it until we were already in front of the bench. Valuable lesson learned--never under-estimate the stupidity of my clients.
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    11/22/09

    @midwesternmom: Not quite as bad, but a couple months ago my opposing counsel in a products liability case came to court in a super-casual shirtdress and flip-flops.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/22/09

    @Maritsa: I just watched a woman argue in our state Supreme Court wearing a flowing ankle-length cotton peasant skirt and a long-sleeved jersey top. I would have snorted in outrage, but I was wearing hose for the first time in over two years and I could not draw a deep breath.
    The best part of that day was noticing that one of the female justices lets her curly hair fly free. I may never straighten my curls for an argument again.
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    11/22/09

    @midwesternmom: Justice Sotomayor doesn't straighten!

    #tips
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    11/22/09

    @CynicalPink: When I was reporting on courts, the obviously intoxicated guy showing up to his DUI hearing.
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    Image of MzSeJ MzSeJ
    03:46 AM

    @midwesternmom: were you instructed/advised to straighten your hair? do you only do so when appearing in court?
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    09:08 AM

    @MzSeJ: Instructed? No, but the other women in my office are very critical of my wild curls. Which are conditioned and styled and under control. When my hair was long the curl was pulled into waves, but now that it is short again, it is very curly. And on a non-court day I don;t see clients, so I go to work in jeans and curls. Of course, these women started practicing when women wore little floppy bow ties to court, so their idea of acceptable might be warped.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    My 4 year old cousin once kicked me in the shins. He then ripped up some of my grandmother's camillias and presented them to me as a token of his apology.

    Jon-- you are not 4.
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    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: apparently jon gosselin is dennis the menace...and that show would be fascinating.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Natalie Portman, I used to like you, but given the whole Roman Polanski defending thing and calling Jake ugly. You are not a nice person. Eat it.
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    Image of taliewalie taliewalie
    11/22/09

    @DutchessOfDork: I'm pretty sure she was trying to be funny... I mean who could say that Jake was ugly and actually mean it?
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    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    11/22/09

    @DutchessOfDork: I think she was joking, as it's patently obvious that no one on the planet thinks he's ugly. And judging by that recent interview he did with her (he was the interviewer, she the subject) they seem to be colleagues who respect one another and get along very well. Can't remember the magazine or I'd post a link.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Oh, Natalie, speak for yourself.

    And I hate it when people judge guys on on their size. As I don't want anyone judging me on the size of my assets, I don't think its fair to judge a guy on his.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/22/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart:
    Completely agreed on size. I'd slap a guy who commented on the size of my breasts. Same rule for guys.

    ETA: misread your Natalie comment. Never mind!
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    Edited by curiousgeorgiana at 11/22/09 11:21 AM curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: No, I definitely got that she was joking. ;P
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    11/22/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, I just edited it. I completely misread. I thought you were telling her to look in a mirror (ie calling her ugly). Sorry about that. Where's my coffee??
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    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: No worries, it is 11-something on a Sunday morning. And both Jake and Natalie are insanely beautiful.
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    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: @Sputnik_Sweetheart: This guy thanks you, and promises to continue to return the favor.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/22/09

    @whats_in_a_name: See how easy compromise can be?

    Let's all get elected to Congress and show 'em how it's done ;o).
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    Image of AlmostDream AlmostDream
    11/22/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Is it really "judging" though? It's not like judging a girl on something arbitrary, like her cup size. It serves an actual purpose, sensation-wise.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment AlmostDream was starred AlmostDream was unstarred
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    11/22/09

    @AlmostDream: I think guys would argue that the feel of breasts serves a pleasure purpose as well.

    I think it's fine to "prefer" something (like green eyes for example). But I get weird just outright judging a person based on a physical attribute beyond their control.
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    11/22/09

    @AlmostDream: Then I guess you would be ok with being judged on the tightness of your vagina? After all it does make a difference sensation-wise.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Yar, if a guy said he cared about breast size, I wouldn't necessarily be offended, but I would definitely drop everything and leave.

    I suppose Riri is entitled to care about size just for fun, but I think it's a shallow consideration for serious relationships.
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    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: @whats_in_a_name: If it were so loose that he couldn't be sexually satisfied, or so tight that it was uncomfortable, it's understandable that it would be a significant barrier to a relationship. I don't consider that judging (unless he's making other assumptions about me based on tightness). Sex might not be an important part of a relationship to some, but it doesn't make someone "superficial" if sexual compatibility is important to them.
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    11/22/09

    @AlmostDream: But we were talking about the Rihanna quote, in that making a snap judgment "I would never date a guy smaller than X" is a little unfair.

    Of course it makes a difference in the bedroom. And you have to decide if it's something you can work around or not. Sometimes it's not compatible.

    #tips
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    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    I'm sure Kate's reaction was "Oh Jon, you've slammed me countless times in the past 6 months, but -- flowers!! All is forgiven!" Everyone knows ladiez like teh flowerz. If only he'd gotten her a cheap Kay Jewelers necklace, she probably would've had sex with him in the courthouse bathroom!
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    11/22/09

    @Maritsa: Mark Heller: Jon, I TOLD you that you should've gone to Jared.
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    11/22/09

    @Maritsa: It's so brave of her to face those thunderstorms on her own, too!
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    11/22/09

    @Maritsa: hell it he'd gone to Jared she probably would've mounted him right there on the courtroom floor.
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    It's like Zoolander was loosely based on the life of Kendra Spears. #heidiklum
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    11/04/09

    @Tippi Hedren: A little ways downthread I figured she must be a graduate of the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    Even if Steve Madden is not selling many shoes, of COURSE they're not bankrupt. Their extremely cheaply made shoes are way more expensive than they are worth. Honestly, they are Payless quality. #heidiklum
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression

    i would buy anything these two are illegally selling. #heidiklum
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    LOL @ being dressed by the Adam Lippes intern, Jenna. Since you explicitly did *not* linger on what exactly they put you in, we're officially dying to know now.

    Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.

    Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?

    "Commotious." I'm feeling that.
    Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    It is true that there was a lot of retouching going on before it could be done digitally. There's a great photo in a Hurrell book that shows what he did with Joan Crawford, who I never before realized had a ton of freckles. (Apparently it took six hours to de-freckle and de-wrinkle someone by hand).

    Someone has the pictures here: [www.seraphicpress.com] #ragtrade
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment Fatwetdog was starred Fatwetdog was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    @Fatwetdog: That was fascinating. But her underlying bone structure wasn't changed. They made her skin glowy and her hair shiny, but they didn't change what her actual face looked like. I think there is a big difference. #heidiklum
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    11/04/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: No argument from me, there are definitely some hacks out there abusing their Photoshop privileges. #heidiklum
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    Well, Mr. Mondino, don't you worry, because I'm pretty sure that the French are going to pay just as much attention to these "retouched" labels as they do to those warnings that tell you to avoid eating between meals that are pasted onto commercials for Haribo candies. #ragtrade
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    uh, Kendra? Neither is investigatory. #ragtrade
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    11/04/09

    @J.D.Regent: it is! a word, i mean. #heidiklum
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    11/04/09

    @browngirlinthering: is it? ok being wrong is my instant karma for being an asshole in the first place. But I still kind of doubt that an investigatory/investigative journalist is backstage sneakily trying to find out what she does in her spare time. #heidiklum
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    11/04/09

    @J.D.Regent: yeah i doubt it too, that would be the stupidest "investigation" ever #heidiklum
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