Jessica Simpson Would 'Have a Panic Attack' If She Rewatched Newlyweds

Back in 2003, when the invasion of Iraq had just begun and NO ONE knew how the Harry Potter books would end, MTV bestowed a terrible gift upon a very desperate world. Newlyweds—one of the first reality shows to follow celebrities rather than normies—hit the airwaves, allowing us all a precious look inside pop stars … »9/10/15 8:00pm9/10/15 8:00pm

Watch Amy Schumer & J.Law Perform a Power-Drawing Ritual on Billy Joel's Piano

Billy Joel, an up-and-coming singer who shows some promise, has taken a few pages out of Taylor Swift’s book and upped the profile of his most recent concert by bringing some special guest stars out to help him perform “Uptown Girl.” Those special guests were Jennifer Lawrence and a (possibly very inebriated?) Amy… »8/28/15 1:10pm8/28/15 1:10pm

Jennifer Lawrence's Friends Bought Her a Kris Jenner For Her 25th Birthday

Kris Jenner, known human being, recently posted an Instagram photo of herself and Jennifer Lawrence reading Joan Didion and Albert Camus novels on a bed, but it wasn’t because the two are old pals. In an interview with The New York Times, Lawrence revealed that Jenner was, in fact, given to her by her best friends as… »8/27/15 9:50am8/27/15 9:50am

The First Mockingjay: Part 2 Trailer Is Here And I'm Already Exhausted

This November, the final Hunger Games movie will burn a path of destruction through your movie theater, starting with a midnight premiere and blazing through the holiday season. The first official trailer for the film is here and, while it’s epic, it’s also kind of tiring.
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This Week In Tabloids: JLaw Wants Chris Martin to Impregnate Her

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we move into a mansion in New Jersey only to find Gwyneth Paltrow has started sending us packages containing things like recipes for gluten-free versions of whatever we cooked the night before, moisturizers, cases of SmartWater, and sex tips based on what she’s “been observing through… »7/15/15 3:10pm7/15/15 3:10pm

Jennifer Lawrence Is Back, and Singing 'Believe' By Cher

A rabbit jerks his head up, half-eaten carrot instantly forgotten. A squalling toddler quiets mid-scream, his gaze locked on the clear blue sky. A queen bee abandons her hive, feeling the pull of something stronger. “J. Law is back!” the breeze whispers. “J. Law is back!” the cockroaches sing. And the world comes… »7/10/15 10:30am7/10/15 10:30am

Feds Seized Chicago Man's Computers in Celeb Nude Leak Investigation

Last summer, stolen photos of dozens of famous women flooded the internet; eager pervs cheered it as “The Fappening,” a pornographic cataclysm without any clear cause or culprit. But even as the horny internet has (mostly) moved on, the feds have been working hard to identify the culprit or culprits—and they’ve… »6/09/15 11:47am6/09/15 11:47am