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This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to Walt Disney World, run into FKA Bennifer 2.0, start following them around the park and texting friends sneaky pictures from afar, keep up with them for, oh, an hour or so, lose them somewhere in the line for Space Mountain, find them again in one of the dining areas, take a… » 8/19/15 3:30pm 8/19/15 3:30pm

The 20 Most Badass, Tell-All Quotes from Affleck Nanny Christine Ouzounian

Christine Ouzounian, the former nanny of former couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, is all over the tabloids these days! Since flipping her hair into the headlines last month, we’ve seen Ouzounian delivering wine to Affleck’s home late at night, hanging out at expensive Los Angeles hotels, wearing Tom Brady’s… » 8/17/15 2:30pm 8/17/15 2:30pm

Ben Affleck's Nanny Wants To Be The Bachelorette

I know Handbook For Nannies Fired From Their Jobs Due To Alleged Affairs With Daddies doesn’t exist, but Christine Ouzounian should consider writing it. She’s appeared on the covers of tabloids for weeks, nearly every American [who follows celebrity gossip] knows her name, she recently acquired a new Lexus, and we’ve… » 8/17/15 9:55am 8/17/15 9:55am

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck's Ex-Nanny Loves All of the Attention

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s ex-nanny might or might not (or might) be the primary reason that the couple split. Who knows why they split? Maybe it was the memories of making Daredevil! What everyone does know: the ex-nanny is surely evil because she loves all of the attention she’s been getting. Page Six notes… » 8/01/15 10:35am 8/01/15 10:35am

No, Ben Affleck Is Not Dating the Nanny, According to Ben Affleck

Earlier today, Bobby Finger—Jezebel writer, rumormonger, and my enemy—reported that Ben Affleck has been dating his children’s nanny, Christine Ouzounian, since his separation from Jennifer Garner. Well, BOBBY, Ben Affleck has responded to these allegations and wants you to know that YOU’RE A LIAR. » 7/29/15 8:00pm 7/29/15 8:00pm

The Marvelous Tale of Ben Affleck's Disappearing and Reappearing Ring

Since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced their long-rumored divorce on June 30th, 2015, the world has been fixated on a singular issue: the Greek debt crisis. Also: whether, at any given moment, Ben Affleck is wearing his wedding ring or not. Let’s take a closer look at Ben’s tortuous love affair—with his ring.… » 7/14/15 1:30pm 7/14/15 1:30pm

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Are Still Wearing Their Wedding Rings

This morning the tabloids were obsessed with one single mystery: Why are Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck still wearing their wedding rings? A great mystery indeed and, undoubtedly, one that deserves some serious attention. Garner was seen wearing her ring during a coffee run yesterday in Atlanta. Meanwhile in… » 7/12/15 10:35am 7/12/15 10:35am

David Fincher Would Be 'Suspicious' If He Were Ben Affleck's Wife

There’s a little nug buried in the deep in the director’s commentary of the Gone Girl DVD. David Fincher, talking about lead actor Ben Affleck, says, “If I was his wife, I think I would be very suspicious, always, of whoever just called because he has a real gift at being able to insinuate a conversation.” Was this a… » 7/09/15 8:00pm 7/09/15 8:00pm

People Is So Thirsty for the Ben Affleck-Jen Garner Divorce Exclusive

Rumors about Jennifer Garner and her husband Ben Affleck’s impending divorce have been swirling for years (remember the Blake Lively car ride?). But they’ve picked up again with a vengeance, after a Radar report that Ben spent Jen’s birthday alone, in Canada—Canada!—without his wedding ring. So if the divorce is just… » 6/22/15 2:25pm 6/22/15 2:25pm

This Week In Tabloids: No One Can Make Up Good Lies About Amal Clooney

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get invited to leave Earth on a spaceship that will take us far away from all of this celebrity gossip. We pack our bags, say goodbye to our friends and families, hop on board the ship, and lift off into space. After months of hurtling through the void in which all things float, we… » 5/27/15 4:10pm 5/27/15 4:10pm