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This Week In Tabloids: Christine Ouzounian Leaves Her Pregnancy Tests Everywhere

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a text message from our best friend Jennifer Aniston that says, “:-\ Justin and I r getting a divorce,” sigh, roll our eyes, respond, “Awww bb want me to come over?” to which she responds, “sure, but i’m fine alone,” sigh again, roll our eyes again, hop in the car and head over… »9/02/15 2:30pmYesterday 2:30pm

Jennifer Lawrence's Friends Bought Her a Kris Jenner For Her 25th Birthday

Kris Jenner, known human being, recently posted an Instagram photo of herself and Jennifer Lawrence reading Joan Didion and Albert Camus novels on a bed, but it wasn’t because the two are old pals. In an interview with The New York Times, Lawrence revealed that Jenner was, in fact, given to her by her best friends as… »8/27/15 9:50am8/27/15 9:50am

Drop Everything and Marvel at Jennifer Aniston's Stunning Wedding Ring

Jennifer Aniston, actress and newlywed, didn’t bring her husband to the premiere of She’s Funny That Way Wednesday night in Los Angeles, but she did bring what might be the most beautiful piece of jewelry the world has seen since a dying Rose Dawson selfishly threw the Heart of the Ocean into the depths of the… »8/20/15 9:50am8/20/15 9:50am

Have You Heard? Sandra Bullock’s New Boyfriend Is, Like, Super Hot

Psssssst, have you spoken to Sandy lately? Sandy B. Oh, me neither, but I heard from her friend’s friend, you know the one who’s always telling Us Weekly everything? Well she said that Sandy B. is dating some photographer and that she brought him to Jennifer’s wedding. Jennifer A. Yes! A photographer! And she said… »8/19/15 9:45am8/19/15 9:45am

This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Keeps Getting More Fulfilled

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hop on Ben Affleck’s plane, fly to Las Vegas, put on Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings, drink on the strip, see Mariah Carey’s show, see Britney Spears’s show, then watch Ben play poker until it gets boring, go up to our room and stare at the sad, bright lights of Vegas out our window… »8/12/15 2:55pm8/12/15 2:55pm

This Week In Tabloids: Ben May Have Knocked That Nanny Up

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a job taking care of an A-list couple’s kids, fall in love with one of the parents, get fired, buy a new wardrobe, spend one to two months calling the paparazzi and informing them of our every move until the public suddenly decides we’re no longer interesting, and then accept a… »8/05/15 1:55pm8/05/15 1:55pm

This Week In Tabloids: JLaw Wants Chris Martin to Impregnate Her

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we move into a mansion in New Jersey only to find Gwyneth Paltrow has started sending us packages containing things like recipes for gluten-free versions of whatever we cooked the night before, moisturizers, cases of SmartWater, and sex tips based on what she’s “been observing through… »7/15/15 3:10pm7/15/15 3:10pm

This Week in Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Is Married As Hell Right Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get invited to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s secret wedding, attend after signing a very strict NDA, have the time of our lives dancing with Courtney Cox and Frances McDormand, and keep our mouths shut about it until right now. This week: Jennifer Aniston got married and I… »7/08/15 2:45pm7/08/15 2:45pm

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we give our best friend Kacey Musgraves a call and meet up for brunch, see a movie after, walk around the park and talk about life, get an afternoon snack at some place on the High Line, spend the evening at her house watching OITNB and ordering Seamless, and then wake up from a very… »6/24/15 2:30pm6/24/15 2:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Is More Pregnant Than Ever

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we cover our favorite tabloids in Post-Its and highlighter ink and never ever confuse Life & Style with People because honestly they are so different that I don’t even know where to begin. This week: Kanye dumped Kim AGAIN, Scott seduced Kendall, Kate Middleton is fourfiveseconds… »4/08/15 4:30pm4/08/15 4:30pm