Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to… » 5/30/13 9:00am 5/30/13 9:00am

LeAnn Rimes Marriage Sitcom in the Works, Not That America Wants One

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are trying to sell a sitcom based on their life together. Various sources say: "They would play versions of themselves, kind of like on Curb Your Enthusiasm. [...] "They've met with a few networks.. Nothing is finalized yet, but they're seeing where the show could go." » 4/11/13 9:00am 4/11/13 9:00am

Russell Crowe, Alleged Mean Jerk, Once Told Rebel Wilson to 'Fuck Off'

Rebel Wilson went on the Tonight Show last night and related a pre-fame encounter she had with noted concierge-lacerator Russell Crowe (masterful, commanding). Wilson had recently received the "Nicole Kidman Scholarship at the Australian Theatre for Young People" when she ran into the actual Nicole Kidman at a Sydney… » 4/10/13 8:00pm 4/10/13 8:00pm

Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Now Doing Full Frontal

Okay. My best guess about Taylor Momsen's kohl-smudged descent into "the dark side" (at least, as dark as a 19-year-old television actress in a totally like, "XXhardXcoreXX" rock band can get) is that Gossip Girl costume designer Eric Daman put one too many hair extension tracks onto her head and it snapped her… » 10/15/12 9:00am 10/15/12 9:00am

Dr. Ruth Rips Ryan Lochte's Mom a New One Over One-Night Stand Comments

Dr. Ruth Westheimer, famous sexpert and pint-sized Twitter savant, could not belieeeeeeve it when Ryan Lochte's mom Ike said in an interview that he only had time to "go out on one-night stands" with women in an interview. So, as one is wont to do in trying times like these, Dr. Ruth immediately released some… » 8/04/12 11:30am 8/04/12 11:30am

Jenna Jameson Offers Mitt Romney Key 'Wealthy Former Porn Star'…

Finally, the political world can exhale — after months of anticipation, former adult film star Jenna Jameson has announced who she will be voting for in this November's Presidential election: former Massachusetts governor, possibly non-taxpaying rich cartoon dad Mittens Romney. But her reasoning behind her choice is… » 8/03/12 5:30pm 8/03/12 5:30pm

Alec Baldwin Weds Hilaria Thomas Without Further Incident

Alec Baldwin married 28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thompson in a New York City church today, and nothing was wrong unless you count the presence of Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn. Here's hoping Baldwin's new wife will lead him in a few sun salutations every morning to stop him from buying a one-way ticket to The… » 7/01/12 11:30am 7/01/12 11:30am

Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive…

Katy Perry — now dating Ghostbuster Dan Florence + The Machine guitarist Robert Aykroyd — is taking a break from showbiz after her doc Katy Perry: Part Of Me is released, in order to let her heart and/or cupcake boobs heal after Aldous Snow poured Malibu rum all over them and devoured them en flambé. If she spends… » 6/25/12 9:00am 6/25/12 9:00am

Kristen Stewart Unfairly Chastised for Jerking Off Two Guys at Once

Mastering the art of a decent hand job requires enviable skill and much practice, but rather than applaud the dexterity Kristen Stewart is said to display while simultaneously jerking off two guys in On The Road Dan Gainor of the Culture and Media Institute is up in arms over her busy hands. "In the film On The Road,… » 5/25/12 9:00am 5/25/12 9:00am