Broke Jenna Jameson Returns to Porn

Jenna Jameson has announced that she will be reviving her porn career, citing her motivation as, "Taking care of my family." Ironically, that is the same exact reason she left the industry five years ago. » 11/12/13 11:20am 11/12/13 11:20am

Here's Jenna Jameson's Messy, Slurred Good Day New York Segment

Retired porn star Jenna Jameson went full Anna Nicole earlier today during a segment on Good Day New York, which, according to TMZ, was cut short because she was such a fucking disaster. Her chat with Rosanna Scotto and Greg Kelly was no beauuuutiful dueeeeet. Far from it. » 10/21/13 5:51pm 10/21/13 5:51pm

Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to… » 5/30/13 9:00am 5/30/13 9:00am

Russell Crowe, Alleged Mean Jerk, Once Told Rebel Wilson to 'Fuck Off'

Rebel Wilson went on the Tonight Show last night and related a pre-fame encounter she had with noted concierge-lacerator Russell Crowe (masterful, commanding). Wilson had recently received the "Nicole Kidman Scholarship at the Australian Theatre for Young People" when she ran into the actual Nicole Kidman at a Sydney… » 4/10/13 8:00pm 4/10/13 8:00pm

Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Now Doing Full Frontal

Okay. My best guess about Taylor Momsen's kohl-smudged descent into "the dark side" (at least, as dark as a 19-year-old television actress in a totally like, "XXhardXcoreXX" rock band can get) is that Gossip Girl costume designer Eric Daman put one too many hair extension tracks onto her head and it snapped her cerebral… » 10/15/12 9:00am 10/15/12 9:00am

Dr. Ruth Rips Ryan Lochte's Mom a New One Over One-Night Stand Comments

Dr. Ruth Westheimer, famous sexpert and pint-sized Twitter savant, could not belieeeeeeve it when Ryan Lochte's mom Ike said in an interview that he only had time to "go out on one-night stands" with women in an interview. So, as one is wont to do in trying times like these, Dr. Ruth immediately released some indignant… » 8/04/12 11:30am 8/04/12 11:30am

Jenna Jameson Offers Mitt Romney Key 'Wealthy Former Porn Star'…

Finally, the political world can exhale — after months of anticipation, former adult film star Jenna Jameson has announced who she will be voting for in this November's Presidential election: former Massachusetts governor, possibly non-taxpaying rich cartoon dad Mittens Romney. But her reasoning behind her choice is… » 8/03/12 5:30pm 8/03/12 5:30pm

Alec Baldwin Weds Hilaria Thomas Without Further Incident

Alec Baldwin married 28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thompson in a New York City church today, and nothing was wrong unless you count the presence of Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn. Here's hoping Baldwin's new wife will lead him in a few sun salutations every morning to stop him from buying a one-way ticket to The… » 7/01/12 11:30am 7/01/12 11:30am

Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive …

Katy Perry — now dating Ghostbuster Dan Florence + The Machine guitarist Robert Aykroyd — is taking a break from showbiz after her doc Katy Perry: Part Of Me is released, in order to let her heart and/or cupcake boobs heal after Aldous Snow poured Malibu rum all over them and devoured them en flambé. If she… » 6/25/12 9:00am 6/25/12 9:00am

Kristen Stewart Unfairly Chastised for Jerking Off Two Guys at Once

Mastering the art of a decent hand job requires enviable skill and much practice, but rather than applaud the dexterity Kristen Stewart is said to display while simultaneously jerking off two guys in On The Road Dan Gainor of the Culture and Media Institute is up in arms over her busy hands. "In the film On The Road,… » 5/25/12 9:00am 5/25/12 9:00am