Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville

  • Amy Winehouse and Blake Formerly Incarcerated: Dunzo. He's left her for a German model; she's admitted that it was never going to last and that they were "only together for sex." Keep in mind that this report comes from a terribly disreputable paper. [News Of The World, Page Six]
  • By the by, Blake Fielder-Civil's jail…
  • » 11/24/08 9:00am 11/24/08 9:00am

Meghan McCain, I've Read Jenna Bush. And You Are No Jenna Bush

I don't know if you heard and ignored, but Jenna Bush wrote this well-received book about a single, HIV-positive mother in Panama, and everyone sort of stopped thinking of her as the stupider, drunker vainer Bush twin and that was cool. Meghan McCain has a blog that is designed to help her father appeal to younger… » 6/11/08 4:30pm 6/11/08 4:30pm

Is Chelsea Clinton Too Much Of A "Reg" To Help Her Mom's Campaign?

A column in yesterday's Washington Post advances the critique the media has been trying to articulate ever since she refused to give an interview to that nine-year-old reporter, which is to say: Chelsea Clinton, despite having visited 119 college campuses in 37 states and flown 73,000 miles on behalf of her mom's bid… » 5/05/08 3:20pm 5/05/08 3:20pm

Can Jenna Bush Be A Beacon To Kids Who Hate Their Parents' Politics?

I wanted to apologize to Jenna Bush. I don't think she really has an eating disorder at all and, on top of that, I've kind of always loved her. I love that she taught kids and lived in that poor country her gramps invaded that one time they tried to pretend they had sovereignty or whatever. I love that she got… » 4/24/08 5:20pm 4/24/08 5:20pm

Bill Richardson Loves The Muslimy Muslim From Muslimstan

Hey look! It turns out that whole time Bill Richardson was poking little rhetorical holes in Barack Obama's record, he was actually in the back of his mind thinking, "Wow, America, if you listen to all this "experience" bullshit, you're spoiling a ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CHANCE." A once-in-a-lifetime chance to elect a … » 3/21/08 10:00am 3/21/08 10:00am

Hulk Hogan: Hooking Up With Brooke's Buddy?

  • Did Hulk Hogan have an affair while he was still living with his wife, Linda? And was the woman he slept with a friend of his daughter, Brooke? [Perez Hilton]
  • Nicole Richie's baby! On the cover of People! Cute! [People]
  • Someone styled & shot Lindsay Lohan to look like a tired tranny hooker on the cover of Paper
  • » 2/28/08 9:00am 2/28/08 9:00am

My Liberal Heart Bleeds For Your Portable Massage Needs, Texas!

Hey, what's that saying about sex and politics? You know, it's weird or something? Like Rudy and Judi. The rhyming names thing doesn't even make the list! Or Dennis and Liz. The Hobbit love thing doesn't even register! Matalin and Carville...OMG don't GO there! Sure, sometimes it gets so weird it all comes back around… » 2/14/08 10:30am 2/14/08 10:30am

The (Boozy) Bride Wore White: Planning Jenna Bush's Wedding

So, Jenna Bush is getting married this spring (which is a totally gross, opportunistic way to distract the American public from the war, btw) and her mama, Laura, has commissioned the biggest names in American fashion to submit sketches for her darling daughter's big day. (Think Jenna will get sauced at the… » 1/30/08 5:20pm 1/30/08 5:20pm