Tom Arnold Ripped His Testicle Out for Love. Happy Valentine's Day!

I don't think I have ever heard anything as chipper as Tom Arnold's description of his "agonizing testical surgery" (which, on top of the agony, was ultimately unsuccessful). Arnold and his wife had been through four devastating rounds of failed in vitro fertilization, when the doctor offered them one final option. To… »2/14/14 8:00pm2/14/14 8:00pm


Jenelle Evans Is Pregnant Again, Filming New Season of Teen Mom 2

Troubled Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has confirmed that she's pregnant again, this time with her boyfriend Nathan Griffith—the guy she told cops she was "trying to have sex" with in her Toyota when they were pulled over for erratic driving in September. (Griffith was charged with a DUI and puked in the back of the… »12/12/13 7:45pm12/12/13 7:45pm

Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Mrs. Patmore

Over at Twerblyderp Palace, Kate Middleton is taking lessons in Italian cooking from her and Prince William's new housekeeper Antonella Fresolone, known for her "homemade bread" and "delicious pasta." Never forget that Kate's a Topshop-wearing commoner like the rest of us! But this is pretty legit, actually,… »5/21/13 9:00am5/21/13 9:00am

'Teen Mom 2' Star Shoots Heroin, Nods Off for Finale

Teen Mom 2 ended on a high note last night only in that it featured troubled star Jenelle Evans so completely doped up that she nods off in her final scene. The episode chronicled the messy aftermath of her mother Barbara's off-camera—and apparently botched—attempt at an intervention, where she entered Jenelle's home… »4/30/13 12:40pm4/30/13 12:40pm

Jenelle Evans Arrested Yet Again, This Time for Heroin and Assault

Jenelle Evans, troubled star of Teen Mom 2, is seemingly working her way up to having enough mugshots to make her own novelty deck of cards. This time around she was arrested for being in possession of a large amount of heroin after the cops were called to her home for an alleged domestic dispute with her husband… »4/23/13 7:15pm4/23/13 7:15pm

Why Do 'Teen Mom' Stars Keep Getting Pregnant?

Kailyn Lowry just announced that she is pregnant again. Meanwhile, Adam Lind—father of Chelsea Houska's daughter and author of the worst text message in the world—has reportedly knocked up another young woman whom he is no longer dating. (Although it would be hard for him to date anyone right now, since he just… »3/26/13 6:00pm3/26/13 6:00pm

Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital During Miscarriage Scare

Kim Kardashian was rushed to an L.A. hospital in tears on Tuesday night after she felt something had gone awry with The (Second) Most Important Baby of Our Time, shortly after she got off a plane from Paris. (She was seeing a Givenchy show with Kanye West.) She's fine, fortunately, and was sent home the following day… »3/07/13 9:00am3/07/13 9:00am

Kim Kardashian's New More Private Life Includes Nude Mag Covers

A few days ago, Kim Kardashian said that what she got most from her relationship with Kanye West was an appreciation of privacy. The new cover of French fashion mag L'Officiel Hommes features Kimye's idea of what "privacy" is, whose definition clearly got switched to "maybe fucking on a magazine cover" in the Oxford… »2/26/13 9:00am2/26/13 9:00am

Beyonce 'Didn't Think There Was Anything Wrong' with Crushing Our Patriotic Dreams

It looks to be official—Beyonce did, in fact, lip-sync the "Star Spangled Banner" to a pre-recorded track at Monday's inauguration. Which is obviously unacceptable, deprived the people of America of the chance to hear our national anthem belted into a frigid and acoustic-less void and almost… »1/23/13 8:00pm1/23/13 8:00pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together

Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found herself in what the tabloids are calling "a bit of a mid-life crisis" since her split from Alex Rodriguez and a fling… »1/23/13 9:00am1/23/13 9:00am

Prince Harry Says He 'Can't Wait' to Be an Uncle and Also Don't Forget About His Nude Penis, Please

Poor Prince Harry. I had already completely forgotten about when Prince Harry showed his prince hairy that one time, and if he just hadn't mentioned it to this reporter whilst answering questions about his baby-nephew-or-niece-to-be, I would probably have never thought about it again. But, ALAS. Prince hairy. Anyhooz,… »1/21/13 8:00pm1/21/13 8:00pm

Teen Mom's Jenelle Evans Is Pregnant Again. Let's Look Back at Her Year of Bad Choices.

Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans is thrilled to be pregnant again, posting a photo to her Instagram account of her growing baby bump and tweeting her amusement at being able to breastfeed with implants. The rest of the world is not nearly as happy for the reality star—who has yet to regain custody of her three-year-old son… »1/18/13 4:20pm1/18/13 4:20pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Got a Vampire Facelift

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Each Wednesday, take a whiff of the goods served by In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, since the most exciting thing a woman can do is reproduce, and the second best thing she can do is get married, all five covers are about pregnancies and weddings. Kate Middleton… »12/05/12 3:40pm12/05/12 3:40pm

Kate Middleton Still Royally Puking in the Hospital

K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe Wingardium Leviosa!! hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to know… »12/05/12 9:00am12/05/12 9:00am

You Must Watch This Teen Mom Star's Impassioned Speech About Ke$ha

Jenelle's follies and her mother Barb's reaction to them are the best thing about the entire Teen Mom franchise. Sure, her terrible life choices have very real consequences for her and probably her son and that's sad and all, but it's impossible to watch and listen to the reasoning that goes into said choices and… »11/27/12 5:20pm11/27/12 5:20pm

'Teen Mom 2': Jenelle Is Headed Back to Jail

Jenelle is strung out on weed again and violated the terms of her probation. She faces 45 days in jail and could possibly lose her financial aid for college. We knew this would happen. Not because she's been so open about how much she loves marijuana on national television, but because we read about all of this when… »11/20/12 12:40pm11/20/12 12:40pm