Oh, hello New York Times, it's so nice of you to come! I've been wondering when you were going to show up. Unfortunately, the spinach artichoke dip is a bit cold and the champagne has gone flat. Most of the guests are pretty tired. I don't know if you heard, but the party started about 50 years ago.
Because the invisible hand of American capitalism always seems to be playing with America's invisible balls, Instagram butt selfie queen Jen Selter's byline now sits atop a New York Post fitness column. Unrelated: burn your MFA.
I tried to ignore this woman for as long as possible. I really did. The first time I heard the term "butt selfie" and later, "Queen of the Butt Selfie," I knew nothing but frustration and eyerolls would come from me learning more about either of those things. So I drew my mind far, far away from this human and her…
If you're wondering what the American dream looks like in the age of social media, look no further than this Vanity Fair spread featuring Jen Selter, a woman who has made a viable career out of taking Instagrams of her butt.
The girl with the golden butt, newly anointed Instagram star Jen Selter, is stopping by CosmoLive today. In honor of her visit, the team at Cosmopolitan would like you to tweet them a picture of your posterior. Don't everybody rush the office bathroom mirror at once!
Jen Selter is a 20-year-old exercise enthusiast who owns a lot of leggings and lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with her mom. She also happens to have an Instagram account with over 1,400,000 followers who all log in daily to look at her impressive ass. That's not me being rude. That is literally what Selter…
