Maybe Don't Hire Someone to Hack Into Your Spouse's Email

If you suspect that your spouse or significant other is cheating on you, you have a few methods of recourse: you can drop pointed hints about the deep and awe-inspiring wellspring of righteous anger simmering within your heart (i.e., "I personally think that all cheaters should burn in hell forever, hahaha") until a… » 1/28/14 7:00pm 1/28/14 7:00pm

Area Girlfriend Upset By Discovery of Boyfriend's Saved Relationship…

It's difficult to feel cherished when we know that our partners are still carrying emotional baggage from previous romantic entanglements, but it's especially difficult when that emotional baggage manifests itself in the form of actual pieces of crap that used to belong to his ex-girlfriend. And what if he refuses to… » 10/10/11 6:30pm 10/10/11 6:30pm

Jilted Wife Cuts Crotches Out Of Mistress' Pants

A wife discovered her husband was on vacation with another woman, so she did the only reasonable thing she could do: cut all the crotches out of the other woman's pants. The wife, who lives on the East Coast, flew to the husband's home in Illinois after she found out he was in St. Lucia with the alleged girlfriend.… » 3/10/11 11:47pm 3/10/11 11:47pm

Just Pointing Your Body Wherever It Seemed Like A Good Idea

Liz Phair is reissuing Exile In Guyville on some label owned by Dave Matthews that sounds like the name of a wrestling fraternity (and that, to its credit, also gave us Ben Kweller). Exile in Guyville is not that great a conversational topic since I think we can all agree that to deny its greatness is on par with… » 3/31/08 11:45am 3/31/08 11:45am

Is It So Wrong To Hate Your Boyfriend's Ex?

Today the English tabloid The Mirror answers a plea for advice from a woman whose boyfriend is still good friends with his ex. The ex-girlfriend insists on coming out to the pub with the happy couple and "referring to private jokes and going on about what great friends they are." The Mirror's advice columnist, whose… » 11/26/07 5:30pm 11/26/07 5:30pm

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Prove The Experts Right

  • Breaking News! Men go for hot women, according to a speed-dating study. Researchers found that the men in the study "tended to select nearly every woman above a certain minimum attractiveness threshold." However the women chose men whose attractiveness was on par with their own, because every chick knows a hotter…
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