Selfie Loathing: Rihanna's Snowbunny Hot Tub Birthday Extravaganza
Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, America's number one Vanity Smurf waterpark. Every Friday, we check out what happens when the stars play paparazzi and turn the cameras on themselves. This week: Lupita and Fassbender do a selfie; Ed Sheeran and Kat Dennings really like cats; Amanda Seyfried's hairdo looks complicated;…
Jason Statham Reading Oprah's Favorite Things Is Perfect
Benevolent overlord Oprah has bestowed upon the world her annual list of Favorite Things, just in time for the winter solstice (that time of year when the barrier between the spiritual world and the world of mortals grows very thin, and all of the ghosts yell "IIIIIIITTTT'S OOOOPPPRRAAAAH!" at once in their…
Watch Miley Cyrus Hijack a Hip Hop Show and Pop Her Ass Onstage
Enthusiastic booty dancer and zero-fucks-giver Miley Cyrus just Was Miley and twerked at Juicy J's House of Blues show Saturday night after Amber Rose (in an awesome old-school Cher-esque wig) and Wiz Khalifa "pushed" her onstage.
Rihanna Goes Out Partying For A Change, Smashes Glass Table
Rihanna, God of Patron Shots and Cigarette Butts and Hangovers and General Chaos, almost got thrown out of a London nightclub after she supposedly jumped on a glass table, fell, smashed it and then started screaming "Don't you know who I am?" when the doorman started kicking her out (which undoubtedly sounds less dick…
Oscar After-Party Showdown: Madonna vs. Elton John
It turns out that the Golden Globes feud between Madonna and Elton John was, like the award show itself, just a warm-up for a nastier, more passive aggressive Oscar feud in which one of the singers may be left alone and crying over a melting ice cream cake while the other is toasted by a host of celebrities even as an…
Lindsay Accuses E-Trade Of Parody; Simon's Fiancée Fled The Taliban
- Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:
Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
Jason Statham Parrots Pedestrian Portrait
[Los Angeles, March 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Jason Statham Squints And Struts
Las Vegas, November 21. Image via Filmmagic.
Did John Mayer Pull A John Mayer And Dump Jennifer Aniston?
- Did John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston break up? Sources say she's been dumped. Gah! An unnamed, possibly non-trustworthy, totally random source says: "John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have…
Jason Statham's Alluring/Menacing Look
[London, February 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

