As Ana Steele would say, "Argh!" In a desperate bid to land the directing gig for Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey, Gus Van Sant sent the studio an unsolicited test tape of a sex scene from the book, starring Alex Pettyfer as Christian Grey and an "unnamed actress" (offff course) as Anastasia:
Jason Segel Is Writing YA. Sure, Why Not?
Jason Segel has the entire world of entertainment on lock. Is there anything this dude can't do? Acting, writing, relating to young adults via a series of not yet released books? This guy. Right?
Nicki Minaj Says She's Never Had Work Done On Her Face, Doesn't Mention…
Nicki Minaj went on Extra to promote her MAC makeup collaboration VIVA Glam, and said that she's never had surgery on her face. "When people see my makeup they think all types of crazy things that I'm doing to my skin, but it's makeup." However, Minaj does not mention whether she had any work done below the neck, most…
Jason Segel and Michelle Williams Call It Quits, Were Probably Totally …
Uuuuuuuuuuugh, whyyyyyyyyyyy? Why can't anything just be FOREVER like in the MOVIES? Why can't movie stars just stay in unhappy relationships in order to bolster my own personal insecurities about the validity of true love!!?!? Come on, guys, it's the least you could do. Anyway, #1 Most Delightful Post-Poehler/Arnett…
Jessica Simpson's Baptist Dad Allegedly Has a 20-Year-Old Boyfriend
As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,…
Ooh, FLOTUS Has A Thing For George Clooney
Michelle Obama is convinced that her husband Barack—you know, the President of the United States—is squirreling George Clooney away in nooks and crannies of the White House whenever he comes to visit. The President has been kicking it with Clooney ("a wonderful guy") since they worked together on Darfur and Sudan relief. …
Robert Pattinson Is Drying His Breakup Tears on Reese Witherspoon's…
Contrary to yesterday's rumors, Robert Pattinson is not on a train, on a boat, on a plane, in a moat, or partying in London. He is, in fact, crouching behind some bushes in Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, California ranch (literal, not metaphor) until this whole "world knowing your girlfriend cheated on you" thing blows over.
This Week In Tabloids: Here Are Stalkerazzi Photos of Kristen Stewart…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we grade the gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Us earns an A+, for printing photographs and an eyewitness account of Kristen Stewart kissing and embracing director Rupert Sanders at various locations in L.A. The other so-called news — Kim K's diet;…
Lindsay Lohan's Dad Knocks Up The Woman Who Literally Just Dropped Her…
Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a…
Jason Segel Might Be Good Enough for You, But He's Not Good Enough for…
In promoting his movie The Five Year Engagement, Jason Segel revealed that he has previously reached out to Hillary Clinton with the hopes of putting her in one of his movies. Sadly/hilariously/awesomely, Madam Secretary responded with a rejection letter, telling Segel that, as of now, she has a real fucking job to do:
