Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel Singing Les Mis Is Legendary

How I Met Your Mother actors Jason Segel and Neil Patrick Harris — both musical theater enthusiasts — happen to share a deep affection for the show Les Misérables. In fact, they love the musical so much that they can perform a near perfect duet of "The Confrontation" with NPH as Javert and Segel as Valjean and it's… » 3/31/14 11:20am 3/31/14 11:20am

Kimye to Reveal Holy Child on Kris Jenner's Crappy Talk Show

Kim and Kanye will be revealing North West on Kris Jenner's talk show in order to save her Mama Rose ass from cancellation. After Ye couldn't convince Anna Wintour to care, they rejected a $4 million offer from an Australian paper and another "well over $10 million" to show the first photo on Kris. » 8/22/13 9:00am 8/22/13 9:00am

Nicki Minaj Says She's Never Had Work Done On Her Face, Doesn't Mention…

Nicki Minaj went on Extra to promote her MAC makeup collaboration VIVA Glam, and said that she's never had surgery on her face. "When people see my makeup they think all types of crazy things that I'm doing to my skin, but it's makeup." However, Minaj does not mention whether she had any work done below the neck, most… » 2/28/13 9:00am 2/28/13 9:00am

Jason Segel and Michelle Williams Call It Quits, Were Probably Totally …

Uuuuuuuuuuugh, whyyyyyyyyyyy? Why can't anything just be FOREVER like in the MOVIES? Why can't movie stars just stay in unhappy relationships in order to bolster my own personal insecurities about the validity of true love!!?!? Come on, guys, it's the least you could do. Anyway, #1 Most Delightful Post-Poehler/Arnett… » 2/26/13 8:00pm 2/26/13 8:00pm

Jessica Simpson's Baptist Dad Allegedly Has a 20-Year-Old Boyfriend

As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,… » 10/24/12 9:00am 10/24/12 9:00am

Ooh, FLOTUS Has A Thing For George Clooney

Michelle Obama is convinced that her husband Barack—you know, the President of the United States—is squirreling George Clooney away in nooks and crannies of the White House whenever he comes to visit. The President has been kicking it with Clooney ("a wonderful guy") since they worked together on Darfur and Sudan relief. … » 8/20/12 9:00am 8/20/12 9:00am

Robert Pattinson Is Drying His Breakup Tears on Reese Witherspoon's…

Contrary to yesterday's rumors, Robert Pattinson is not on a train, on a boat, on a plane, in a moat, or partying in London. He is, in fact, crouching behind some bushes in Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, California ranch (literal, not metaphor) until this whole "world knowing your girlfriend cheated on you" thing blows over. » 8/01/12 9:00am 8/01/12 9:00am

This Week In Tabloids: Here Are Stalkerazzi Photos of Kristen Stewart…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we grade the gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Us earns an A+, for printing photographs and an eyewitness account of Kristen Stewart kissing and embracing director Rupert Sanders at various locations in L.A. The other so-called news — Kim K's diet;… » 7/25/12 3:05pm 7/25/12 3:05pm

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Knocks Up The Woman Who Literally Just Dropped Her…

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a… » 7/16/12 9:00am 7/16/12 9:00am

Jason Segel Might Be Good Enough for You, But He's Not Good Enough for…

In promoting his movie The Five Year Engagement, Jason Segel revealed that he has previously reached out to Hillary Clinton with the hopes of putting her in one of his movies. Sadly/hilariously/awesomely, Madam Secretary responded with a rejection letter, telling Segel that, as of now, she has a real fucking job to do: » 5/01/12 5:00pm 5/01/12 5:00pm

Ke$ha Wants You to Watch Her Take a Piss in the Street

Who among us can honestly say they haven't taken a cheeky wee in a back alley after a night on the turps? The truly honest might 'fess up to peeing in the kitchen sink when a roommate refused to get out of the goddamn shower when they really, really needed to go. Whatever the case may be you don't take a photo of it… » 4/26/12 9:00am 4/26/12 9:00am

Studio Exec Forces Jason Segel to Lose Weight, Since Thin Women Don't…

We often hear about actresses urged to get skinny for a role — Anne Hathaway's crash diet for Les Misérables and Beyoncé's "cleanse" for Dreamgirls spring to mind — but rarely are we made aware of male actors subject to the same pressure. However. Last night on The Late Show, Jason Segel revealed that "the studio president"… » 4/24/12 12:55pm 4/24/12 12:55pm

This Week In Tabloids: Adorable Michelle Williams and Adorable Jason…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to nuzzle up with the gossip in In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Jennifer Lopez's manfriend seems to have gotten her name tattooed on his dick; Prince William and Duchess Kate might adopt; and Michelle Williams and Jason Segel are doubly cute now… » 3/28/12 5:00pm 3/28/12 5:00pm