Would You Rather Have Sex With An Elephant, A Horse Or An Eagle?Dodai Stewart5/16/11 2:50pm89EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkWe often use critters to describe sex. He's a tiger in the sack. She's a hellcat in bed. They were fucking like bunnies. And the penis is often called a trousersnake, or a one-eyed worm. But is there anything sexy about eagles?