Emily Heller Shares the Mystery of Tarot with Janeane Garofalo

This video from comedy psychic/shameless sandwich hawker Emily Heller, although peppered with wonderful jokes about how Janeane Garofalo is impervious to pregnancy scares, is essentially a four-minute set-up to a great punchline. But oh, what a hilarious punchline it is! If only all tarot card readings could end like… » 8/16/13 6:30pm 8/16/13 6:30pm

Kristen Stewart Celebrated the Final Twilight Movie With a See-Through…

Guten morgen! At a premiere for Twilight Saga: The Last One, Right? God I Hope They're Not Lying About That, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson gazed into each others' eyes and "flashed modest smiles." She was wearing a lacy dress and her underwear was totes showing. Deuces. [Celebuzz] » 11/13/12 9:00am 11/13/12 9:00am

A very personal…