Guten morgen! At a premiere for Twilight Saga: The Last One, Right? God I Hope They're Not Lying About That, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson gazed into each others' eyes and "flashed modest smiles." She was wearing a lacy dress and her underwear was totes showing. Deuces. [Celebuzz]

• Paris Hilton was detained for possession of marijuana in Port Elizabeth, South Africa yesterday, but was later cleared and released. According to her rep:

• Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot last week in Hawaii, and we're just hearing about it now.

• Katy Perry has posed topless for Esquire UK.

[New York, June 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Amy Winehouse is planning to re-marry Blake Fielder-Civil, whom this paper calls her "junkie ex."

Janeane Garofalo freely admits to New York that she has "sold out" to Hollywood's expectations of women. Not that it's done her much good.

[Dublin, September 23. Image via WENN]

• Russell Brand was shoved into a fountain by an onlooker as he filmed his latest movie in London: "The bloke used a bit of force," says a source, "Brand was completely underwater. I expect he will have some bruises." [TheSun]

• A source claims that Jude Law, who, as Dodai mentioned yesterday, is currently caught up in another scandal involving a 24-year-old model who is carrying his fourth child, gets into such situations because he's seeking validation about his looks. [DailyMail]