It looks like Janeane Garofolo know who's signing on to co-star — along with House's Lisa Edelstein and Private Practice's Paul Adelstein — in Marti Noxon's pilot The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce, and it's pretty dammed brilliant casting.
This video from comedy psychic/shameless sandwich hawker Emily Heller, although peppered with wonderful jokes about how Janeane Garofalo is impervious to pregnancy scares, is essentially a four-minute set-up to a great punchline. But oh, what a hilarious punchline it is! If only all tarot card readings could end…
Guten morgen! At a premiere for Twilight Saga: The Last One, Right? God I Hope They're Not Lying About That, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson gazed into each others' eyes and "flashed modest smiles." She was wearing a lacy dress and her underwear was totes showing. Deuces. [Celebuzz]A very personal…
- Paris Hilton was detained for possession of marijuana in Port Elizabeth, South Africa yesterday, but was later cleared and released. According to her rep:
- Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot last week in Hawaii, and we're just hearing about it now.
- Katy Perry has posed topless for Esquire UK.
Janeane Garofalo freely admits to New York that she has "sold out" to Hollywood's expectations of women. Not that it's done her much good.
Last night, Lindsay Lohan's I'm-sober-and-ready-to-work movie, Labor Pains, premiered on ABC Family (instead of in theaters, as originally planned), because LiLo is more of a draw at her girlfriend's DJ-ing gigs these days than at the box office.
Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, a very grumpy Janeane complained about coffee, bitched about Twitter, grumbled about male footwear and generally sounded like a crotchety old lady. If only she'd screamed, "Get off my lawn!" Instead, she sniped, "I was born in the 1920s." Clip mashup, left.
• Some vegan pet owners have begun feeding their animals vegan diets, because "living with a tiny carnivore" was too disturbing. Veterinarians remain skeptical. •