It looks like Janeane Garofolo know who's signing on to co-star — along with House's Lisa Edelstein and Private Practice's Paul Adelstein — in Marti Noxon's pilot The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce, and it's pretty dammed brilliant casting.
This video from comedy psychic/shameless sandwich hawker Emily Heller, although peppered with wonderful jokes about how Janeane Garofalo is impervious to pregnancy scares, is essentially a four-minute set-up to a great punchline. But oh, what a hilarious punchline it is! If only all tarot card readings could end…
Guten morgen! At a premiere for Twilight Saga: The Last One, Right? God I Hope They're Not Lying About That, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson gazed into each others' eyes and "flashed modest smiles." She was wearing a lacy dress and her underwear was totes showing. Deuces. [Celebuzz]
Janeane Garofalo freely admits to New York that she has "sold out" to Hollywood's expectations of women. Not that it's done her much good.
Last night, Lindsay Lohan's I'm-sober-and-ready-to-work movie, Labor Pains, premiered on ABC Family (instead of in theaters, as originally planned), because LiLo is more of a draw at her girlfriend's DJ-ing gigs these days than at the box office.
Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, a very grumpy Janeane complained about coffee, bitched about Twitter, grumbled about male footwear and generally sounded like a crotchety old lady. If only she'd screamed, "Get off my lawn!" Instead, she sniped, "I was born in the 1920s." Clip mashup, left.
• Some vegan pet owners have begun feeding their animals vegan diets, because "living with a tiny carnivore" was too disturbing. Veterinarians remain skeptical. •