Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on children's'…
Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic
Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has…
Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's…
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired my mom's pretend (but serious pretend) boyfriend Jamie Oliver to come to their Surrey estate to cook them Christmas dinner. Pitt and Oliver have been buddies since the Jennifer Aniston days. The British chef has tried to give him cooking lessons before, but he's "useless in the…
Tom Cruise Viewed as a 'Complete God' Within Scientology; Outside…
I swore I wasn't going to lead with any Tomkat news today (because oops my brain liquefied from boredom and dripped out my ear all gross), but then the other celebrities had to go and be HELLA UNEVENTFUL. Blame all non-Tomkat celebrities, not me. Anyway, an ex-Scientologist lady told E! that Tom Cruise is "viewed as a…
Celeb Chefs Hit Back Against Ghostwriting Accusations, But Should They …
An article from Tuesday's New York Times dining section has sent several celebrity chefs scrambling after being accused of using ghostwriters to compose their successful cookbooks. "I wrote nine cookbooks and many other chefs' projects over the next five years, some credited but most anonymous," writes Julia Moskin in …
Killjoy Chef Takes Away Kids' Chocolate Milk
After a campaign by Jamie Oliver, Los Angeles schools have banned chocolate milk, corn dogs, and chicken nuggets. One school board member critiques the move: "I really don't understand why we're letting a TV chef dictate our policy. I think we are demonising milk." In response, Jamie Oliver introduced "Demon Milk," drawn…
L.A. Schools Squash Jamie Oliver's Plans For Food Revolution
Jamie Oliver is pleading with the L.A. Unified School District to reconsider after it rejected his request to film Food Revolution in its schools. 75 other districts have turned down his offer to criticize their school lunches on TV.
Los Angeles Doesn't Want Jamie Oliver's Revolution
Food Revolution—previously filmed in West Virginia, where it was proven that lunch ladies are every bit as terrifying as you thought—has been given the boot from the LA school district which doesn't need Jamie's help, OKAY?
