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Kanye Is Adamant that Amber Rose Is Definitely a Bigger Whore than Kim

If you thought Kanye West would be content to sit out the Amber Rose/Kardashian war of 2015 (so far only slightly less bloody than 2014's Kardashian ass wars), think again. This morning on The Breakfast Club, 'Ye hit back at his ex girlfriend, saying, "If Kim had dated me when I first wanted to be with her, there… » 2/20/15 10:10am 2/20/15 10:10am

E.L. James Wants to Write Second Fifty Shades Script, Ruin Everything

Oh crap! If you enjoyed the first installment of Fifty Shades of Grey on the big screen, you're going to be a little upset at this news: The woman who wrote the terrible books now wants to write the terrible screenplays and ruin all your sexy fun by making the dialogue even more wooden and stilted than ever. » 2/19/15 10:30pm 2/19/15 10:30pm

Fifty Shades Leads Continue to Hate Each Other on the Cover of Glamour

It's been pre-established that the romantic leads of Fifty Shades of Grey--Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson—either despise each other, are so uncomfortable in each other's company that they engage with the wide-eyed terror of caged animals or—Occam's razor approach—simply have no on-camera chemistry. Their recent… » 1/29/15 1:10pm 1/29/15 1:10pm

Watch John Oliver Audition For the Sexxxy Lead in Fifty Shades of Grey

John Oliver, sexy British man thanks to his humor, dimples and general Britishness, has thrown his hat into the ring to play 50 Shades of Grey's sex bomb Christian Grey. In fact, he's pretty good ... if you like bespectacled sarcastic thin men because of their humor, dimples and general Britishness. » 1/26/15 9:30am 1/26/15 9:30am

Woman, Subject: The Fall Is The Feminist Crime Show We've Been Wanting

Call it the Netflix curse: An entire weekend spent with my eyes transfixed on the television, consuming episode after episode of The Fall, a show about a murderer, a detective and the crimes that draw them together. It's a bleak series—full of ugly, sad things that are only made more grim by the rainy Belfast… » 1/22/15 2:10pm 1/22/15 2:10pm

Double Crap: Fifty Shades of Grey Stars Can't Fucking Stand Each Other

The history of cinema includes plenty of actors who hated each other off-screen, but somehow managed to have amazing chemistry on film (see Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes, and Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling for examples). Fifty Shades of Grey's Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson… » 1/14/15 2:45pm 1/14/15 2:45pm

Jamie Dornan Tied His Dick Up Like a 'Bag of Grapes' for Fifty Shades

Eager movie goers, please be calm. I'm here to remind you that you will not be seeing Jamie Dornan's dick in Fifty Shades of Grey. BE CALM, I said. No, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN. It's going to be fine. Dornan is more than willing to discuss his penis' process throughout the film and—while you don't see it— he does manage to… » 1/07/15 2:45pm 1/07/15 2:45pm