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critical mass

Wanted: Just Think Of It As The Bloody, Sexy & Slightly Idiotic Alternative For Wall-E

Yes, we know, we already did a Critical Mass today, but, as some of you have noted, there is another movie coming out that may be a little bit more "adult" than an animated children's flick. Wanted is a new action film that revolves around a young Chicago account manager (James McAvoy) who learns that he is actually part of a secret group of super-killers called The Fraternity witih whom he has to join up with to fight the — oh who the fuck cares, this movie also has Angelina Jolie in it. And Morgan Freeman! But is there too much gore? Too many scenes lifted from The Matrix? Too little Jolie de vivre? The reviews, after the jump. More »


snap judgment

Angelina Jolie & James McAvoy: Sofa King Hot In Wanted

OK. This is not your usual Snap Judgment. There are all these stills from the new flick Wanted and they were so hot I could not pick just one. Angelina's hotness is only eclipsed by the scorching white hot celestial body of Mr. McAvoy. No, the producers are not paying me to say that. Look at this photo! Many, many more after the jump. More »

dirt bag

Angelina's Twins Confirmed; Britney Pregnancy Rumors Persist

  • Angelina Jolie confirms: She is having twins. You knew that, right? Anyway an exclusive interview scored by NBC's Today show was lifted by NBC's Access Hollywood and now NBC producers are pissed at each other. [Page Six]
  • It was Jack Black who spilled the beans about Angie's twins, actually. [People]
  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo might still be together. Unfortunately, that's not as interesting as if they were broken up. [E!]
  • Um, more Britney pregnancy rumors. I'm scared. Someone hold me. [Mirror]
  • Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty kissing. This is one of those pictures where obviously the buss was on the cheek but it kind of looks like they were heading for the lips. In any case, the paper calls them a "gruesome twosome." [Mirror]
  • To be honest, Pete's got something weird on his lip and face. It is kind of gruesome. [The Sun]
  • Meanwhile, Blake Incarcerated says Amy Winehouse will die without him, but he doesn't want to go back to her when he gets out of jail because she is doing drugs. [News.com.au]
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dirt bag

Madonna Gave It To Justin Timberlake In The Ass

  • While Justin Timberlake was working with Madonna on her album, Madge offered JT a B-12 shot. "She proceeds to pull a Ziploc bag of B-12 syringes out [of her purse] and says, 'Drop 'em.' I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants," Justin says. "She gave me a shot in my ass and looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life." [People]
  • Last night, Madonna was been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Music. Makes the people. Come together. Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel. [Mirror]
  • A source calls Lindsay Lohan's new friends "leeches." Maybe LL is used to that? CoughmommyDinacoughcough? [Page Six]
  • Dina Lohan on her show, Living Lohan, which begins shooting on the 16th and will air around Memorial Day on E!: "Be nice to us." [Gatecrasher]
  • "I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sure i am quite Nuerotic [sic] but 'Bi Polar'. Thats just slander." — Courtney Love. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Yeah, yeah, we know. Patricia Heaton has no belly button. [TMZ]
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dirt bag

Marion Cotillard: 911 Is A Joke

  • Oscar winner Marion Cotillard has conspiracy theories! She questions the attack on the World Trade Center towers: "We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burned for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there (in New York), in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed." Plus! She doubts Neil Armstrong! "Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered," she says. "I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure." [Variety]
  • Are Britney and Adnan Ghalin dunzo? Did she throw his iPhone into the pool after finding "saucy" texts from another woman? [The Sun]
  • Jennifer Lopez has indeed, as previously reported, named her twins Max and Emme. A reader points out that those were the names of the kids in the cartoon Dragon Tales. WTF? [CNN, YouTube]
  • Colin Farrell is hooked on Russian steam baths. "There's something very basic about rubbing honey on your skin and going steaming with a bunch of strange Russian men," he says. Well, it's healthier than drugs and alcohol, for sure. [UPI]
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the good, the bad & the ugly

The Style-Impaired Show Up For ELLE Style Awards

Last night in London ELLE UK hosted the ELLE Style Awards and you'd think that the people who turned up would be, you know, well dressed! But you'd have thought wrong. KT Tunstall, for example, seemed to mistake the event for a belated Halloween party and came clad as a sparkly bumblebee. Keira Knightley, also getting into the All Hallow's Eve spirit, came as a ghostly goth girl. And someone needs to stage an intervention with model (H)Agyness Deyn, who came in the best/awful 80's costume I've ever seen. Oh, and then there was Stella McCartney, featured at left with Kate Hudson (whose dress lost all shape once she removed the jacket), who I officially double-dare to turn up somewhere and not look totally fucking miserable. Smile, Stella. Please. The full good, bad, and ugly, after the jump. More »

dirt bag

Amy Winehouse Is On Crack

  • Diva drug discovery! Before she went to court to support her jailed husband, Amy Winehouse snorted ecstasy, cocaine, and smoked crack. Friends asked her to come out with them and she said, "I'd be useless to you because I've had about six Valium." Wait, what? [Page Six]
  • Holy crap and here are pictures — and video of Amy smoking crack. Ugh. [The Sun]
  • Britney showed up for her deposition. She testified for two and a half hours, and could come back for another round. Progress! [TMZ]
  • "Britney calls the paparazzi before she goes out," says photographer Alison Silva. "We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It's all staged." [Page Six]
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midweek madness

Today in Tabloids: Britney Continues to be a Shitty Mom; Angelina May Be Boning Her Bodyguard

It's hump day! Also known as the day in which we digest every major tabloid and pick out the good bits for you, gentle reader. In this week's rundown, Britney wore a really hideous Halloween costume and her kids' teeth are going to fall out, Angelina is possibly getting it on with either her new bodyguard, Billy, or her Wanted co-star James McAvoy, Us Weekly continues their probably lucrative love affair with the cast of the Hills, and Jezebel favorite Tyra Banks alienates her banker paramour's friends with her cray cray behavior. Intern Sharon helped us compile all the info you're secretly dying to know but embarrassed to be caught reading on the subway, after the jump. More »