James Franco penned a review of The Great Gatsby for Vice. A few highlights:

Of course James Franco is directing and starring in a film adaptation of William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying. OF COURSE he is. What? Did you expect the actor/poet/student/performance artist to create a movie that's plot isn't based on the inner monologues of fifteen different characters who are all either crazy, too…

Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé pregnant? — The sound and the fury of the Internet, signifying nothing except not minding its own beeswax. (Also, I bet Beyoncé's not pregnant.)

Miley Cyrus overshared to Elle UK about not wanting to do any more oversharing. No, sir. "We [herself and Liam Hemsworth] were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight—into my life and my puppies and my house–-and I just don't feel they get that privilege any more. Like on my Twitter, I'm much more... not…

Riff Raff will be infringing upon James Franco's territory with a hyped-up guest spot on a daytime soap. Just like Franco's stint on General Hospital, Riff Raff will be guest starring on One Life to Live playing a Miami art dealer named, wait for it: Jamie Franko.

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are trying to sell a sitcom based on their life together. Various sources say: "They would play versions of themselves, kind of like on Curb Your Enthusiasm. [...] "They've met with a few networks.. Nothing is finalized yet, but they're seeing where the show could go."

In an article for HuffPo today, James Franco "reviewed" the film The Place Beyond the Pines, but spent most of his word count extolling the rippling abs of Baby Goose.

Here's the redband trailer for This Is The End, the Seth Rogen/Evan Goldberg directed movie slated for release in June. It's about six famous dudes — Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Jay Baruchel, and Craig Robinson — who get stuck in James Franco's house when Los Angeles starts crumbling around…

Lindsay Lohan — who has somehow managed to convince grown-ass adult law officials who are not her parents that she shouldnnnn't have to go to rehab until after Coachellaaaaa, that would be SOOO unfaiiiiiir! — is spending her last few days of freedom hanging out with her boyfriend, musician Avi Snow (Says Snow…

After Sarah Jessica Parker called the AnnaSophia Robb-starring Sex and The City prequel The Carrie Diaries "odd," money-making enthusiast MAJOR Carrie Diaries fan Candace Bushnell hit back at SJP for being an old cronehag who doesn't understand how the world works.