Miley Cyrus Adopted a Little Tiny Piglet
Miley Cyrus caaaaan't stop, and she woooonnnn't stop, which is something I'm legally obligated to say every time she partakes in something habitual. This time around, the thing she cannot and will not stop doing is adopting pets, as evidenced by the tiny little pig named Bubba Sue she began Instagramming late last…
Edward Cullen Breaks Your Little Sister's Heart
- To start this Memorial Day weekend, here's a picture of Robert Pattinson with his arm around a pretty blonde that is probably making the girl I saw wearing a "Team Edward" t-shirt yesterday cry. [ShowbizSpy]
James Blunt: Club/Foot
[London, December 17. Image via Flynet]
No Showdown Between Angelina, Brad & Jennifer (Boo!)
- There was a lot of buzz about Brangelina meeting up with Jennifer Aniston at a pre-Oscars party, but Brad and Angie skipped the bash! No showcase showdown... Yet. [Mirror]
- Angelina and Brad are "very very happy" about her pregnancy. Did you see her belly? [People]
- Has Jennifer Aniston "put her eggs on ice"??? A source…
March Vogue: Just Us, Or Does Drew Look Scarymore?
- (Photoshop of) Horrors! It's Drew Barrymore on the March Vogue and something just does not look right. [Just Jared]
- You won't be seeing Lily Allen in her underwear anytime soon: the rumors about her being the latest face of Agent Provocateur are allegedly BS. [Sassybella]
- The Gap's spring advertising campaign features…
Judge To Britney: Quit Drinking & Learn To Parent
- The judge in Britney Spears' custody case says "there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)." He's ordered Britney "to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol." Testing will be conducted randomly twice a week. In addition, Britney and…
Is Lindsay Lohan On The Road To Recovery Or Not?
- Yesterday we read that Lindsay Lohan was seen buying beer — now there's a report that she failed a drug test in rehab. What the hell is going on? Seriously. [The Sun]
- Amy Winehouse texted her father from the Caribbean, claiming to be "right as rain." We don't know much about British sayings but we're pretty sure that…
Paris Hilton Wants Us To Think She's Wholesome
- The pictures of Paris Hilton playing with puppies and wearing one-piece bathing suits on the beach? Part of an elaborate PR plan, naturally. [Page Six]
- Ben Kingsley, 63, kisses Mary-Kate Olsen, 21, in a movie currently being filmed. Is this the proper use of the man who brought us Ghandi? [Page Six]
- Erin Brockovich,…
At least she's wearing nice shoes.
We had a friend at school who was very cute and stylish and nice with it. And she started dating this chap called Gideon who was handsome, but scruffy. Anyway, after about six months of dating, our friend had really let herself go, and we blamed the boyfriend who had somehow infected her with his horrid clothes and…
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Mary J. Blige, James Blunt, and The Dixie Chicks lead the Grammy charge. Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline inexplicably fail to get the nod.

