Several annoyed Mississippi business owners would very much like America to know that they are more than happy to serve gay and lesbian customers, as long as their money is green.

Mississippi's lone abortion clinic will stay open for now, thanks to a federal judge who temporarily blocked a law that would've closed it down because he's concerned that it may be unconstitutional to force women to leave the state in search of legal abortion. Ya think?

And so it begins.

Concussions are very serious. But the shenanigans that lead to concussions? Often hilarious. Case in point: Justin Bieber's run in with a large, immovable glass wall last night at the singer's Paris concert, which resulted in a slapstick collision (funny!) followed by cartoons of birds and stars circling his head…

Charlize Theron may not have a human partner to help her care for her baby son, Jackson, but she says she doesn't consider herself a single mom because she gets plenty of help from her two dogs, Berkley and Blue. Her canine companions immediately fell for Jackson, whom she adopted when he was just nine days old, and…

Even those of us with a healthy distrust of babies and their life-sucking capabilities have our cheek-pinching fingers at the ready after seeing the first pictures of Charlize Theron and her son Jackson. Taking him out and about as she does promo rounds for Snow White And The Huntsman, her desire to start a family…

We've all wished and hoped and prayed it would not come to this, but it seems even a collective scream of "Nooooo!" from all of humanity was not enough to stop Bobbi Kristina Brown from getting engaged to her "adopted brother" Nick Gordon. We've been hearing rumors of their coupling and giving the side eye to their…

If someone had told you yesterday that Charlize Theron would become a mom before the uber-pregnant Jessica Simpson, you probably would have laughed in their face. Well, today you'd be eating crow, because Charlize just announced the exciting news that she's adopted a baby boy.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a 3500-square-foot apartment in Manhattan isn't big enough for Kelsey Grammer's wife, Kathie Lee Gifford tries to use the subway, and Oprah has the nerve to think someone else's name is weird.

[Athens, Greece; September 25. Image via AP.]