Black Keys' Patrick Carney: 'Sad and Pathetic' Jack White Tried to Fight Me in a Bar

One of the greatest — read: saddest — dudefights of our time is that between Jack White of the White Stripes and both of the Black Keys, three fully grown and very wealthy men who can’t stop scuffing dirt at each other on the playground while we all feel intense secondhand embarrassment. Patrick Carney, the Keys’… »9/14/15 9:27am9/14/15 9:27am


A Letter From Jack White to the Media: "i can't even make kool aid"

Poor Jack White just can't catch a break with the media, it seems: first, his tour rider was leaked by the University of Oklahoma's student newspaper, where it was revealed he likes a very specific type of guacamole, among other delicacies; then, NPR took a gentle ribbing to the rider, where an acclaimed chef weighed… »2/15/15 7:25pm2/15/15 7:25pm

Jack White's Guacamole Recipe Gets College Banned by Booking Agency

Pale Michigan man and notorious crank Jack White, William Morris talent agency and Oklahoma University are fighting—over what seems to be the distribution of a very intricate guacamole recipe. Now, in response to the school's paper publishing White's performance requests, guac included, William Morris has allegedly… »2/09/15 11:30am2/09/15 11:30am

New Details Revealed About Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt

15-year-old Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital yesterday after leaving a suicide note, taking 20 Motrin and cutting herself with a kitchen knife — according to a Jackson family lawyer, she is "physically fine." Authorities as well as people close to Paris have since clarified that they don't really think she was… »6/06/13 9:00am6/06/13 9:00am

The Wonderful, Wild and Vile Fashions of the Grammy Awards

Despite the fact that CBS issued a memo warning not to show off breasts, buttocks, or any "puffy" bare skin, celebrities attending the 55th annual Grammy Awards last night embraced sheer fabrics, exposed breast curvature and even displayed nipples. That said, it wasn't a very exciting night for fashion; there were… »2/11/13 11:20am2/11/13 11:20am

Whither the '90s Video Girl? Surprisingly, She's Hanging Out with Jack White

Here's the music video for Jack White's latest release "Freedom at 21" and it's very... not Jack White? Directed by famed director Hype Williams (who you probably have to thank for any and all of your favorite '90s and early 2000s hip hop videos), "Freedom at 21" would have it appear that Jack White's days of… »7/16/12 5:20pm7/16/12 5:20pm