Black Keys' Patrick Carney: 'Sad and Pathetic' Jack White Tried to Fight Me in a Bar

One of the greatest — read: saddest — dudefights of our time is that between Jack White of the White Stripes and both of the Black Keys, three fully grown and very wealthy men who can’t stop scuffing dirt at each other on the playground while we all feel intense secondhand embarrassment. Patrick Carney, the Keys’…

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Jack White's Guacamole Recipe Gets College Banned by Booking Agency

Pale Michigan man and notorious crank Jack White, William Morris talent agency and Oklahoma University are fighting—over what seems to be the distribution of a very intricate guacamole recipe. Now, in response to the school's paper publishing White's performance requests, guac included, William Morris has allegedly…

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