J.Crew's Bridal Shorts Are Real, and They Are...Something

What are bridal shorts? They're shorts. Just shorts. Shorts with the word "bridal" in front of them. Literally any product is bridal so long as you put "bridal" in the name: Bridal yogurt. Bridal Q-Tips. Bridal satellite dishes. See? Now those things are all worth three times as much as they were before. » 2/05/15 6:20pm 2/05/15 6:20pm

J.Crew to Jenna Lyons: 'Cut Back on Self-Promotion' 

According to Page Six, J.Crew creative director/woman about town has been asked by CEO Mickey Drexler to 86 the self-promotion and shift her focus back to the company, which suffered reported losses of $627.2 million in the first 9 months of 2014. As one "source" puts it: "J.Crew CEO Mickey Drexler is tired of Jenna… » 12/22/14 3:30pm 12/22/14 3:30pm

'Drunk J. Crew' Is the J. Crew for All of Us

I celebrate myself, and sing myself/ And what I assume you shall assume/ For it turns out every J. Crew model is as absolutely hammered as me and you. » 10/16/14 11:40am 10/16/14 11:40am

People Are Finally Tired of Reeking Like Random Celebrities

Have so many celebrities cut deals to produce their very own branded fragrances that the perfume market is finally saturated and everyone is sick of smelling like Kim Kardashian/Britney Spears/Justin Bieber? Let's hope so! » 8/19/14 2:00pm 8/19/14 2:00pm

J. Crew Introduces Size 000; Everyone Immediately Flips

Your preppy pal's favorite work-wear emporium is stirring up some controversy this week. J. Crew has introduced a Size 000, an even tinier addition to their lineup. Could this be a case of ... [lightening flashes, thunder rolls, bats fly overhead]... vanity sizing? » 7/10/14 11:00am 7/10/14 11:00am

Your J.Crew Outlet Clothes Aren't 'Discounted,' They're Just Cheap

The jig is up: Big brands like J. Crew, Gap and Saks’ Off 5th aren’t selling you discounted or out of season merchandise at their outlet locations. You’re just buying lower quality cardigans and patterned pants. Scandal. » 5/15/14 6:30pm 5/15/14 6:30pm

We Can Thank These J. Crew Models for a Relatively Safe Christmas

If you're lucky, yesterday (whether you celebrate Christmas or not) was a safe day full of good tidings and great joy. Assuming that it was, I think it's time we take a moment to thank the selfless people who sacrificed their own holidays so that ours could be more comfortable. No, not the police! Not the people who… » 12/26/13 5:15pm 12/26/13 5:15pm

Many Clothing Stores Have Zilch for the Average American Woman

Unless you regularly shop for plus-size clothing, you may not realize how fucking hard it is to find plus-size clothing in stores. This is a big deal, since time and time again, we hear that the average American woman wears a 14 or 16. The size at which "plus" begins. » 6/24/13 5:40pm 6/24/13 5:40pm

J.Crew Has Big Plans for Madewell

The folks at J.Crew say that little sister brand Madewell is all grown up and ready to move out. "Starting a company like this, where there is a commitment to fashion, quality and design, is not an easy process," says C.E.O. Mickey Drexler. "We weren't ready to take a more ambitious stand until we felt confident. It… » 4/13/12 12:40pm 4/13/12 12:40pm

At J. Crew, the Model and the Hair are Sold Separately

Wow, J. Crew decided to give their models a very distinct look this season. She must be easy to spot in a crowd: "Hey, have you guys seen Amanda? She's tall, cute — you know, she's got that crazy checkered hair." » 2/02/12 10:20am 2/02/12 10:20am

Freshly Gay Jenna Lyons Selling The Gorgeous House That J. Crew Built

J. Crew creative director and president Jenna Lyons' much-photographed Brooklyn brownstone home — you've seen it in just about every shelter mag, ever — is now on the market for $3.75 million. Lyons and her husband separated this summer and are embroiled in a bitter divorce; meanwhile, Lyons has moved on with another… » 11/08/11 2:00pm 11/08/11 2:00pm

J. Crew's Jenna Lyons Rebounds From Divorce With Hip New Girlfriend

J. Crew creative director/architect of Toemageddon Jenna Lyons' new girlfriend has allegedly been identified. Although the Post names none of its sources, it claims Lyons is rebounding with Courtney Crangi, after breaking up this summer with her husband of nine years, the artist Vincent Mazeau. Crangi is the sister… » 10/27/11 1:40pm 10/27/11 1:40pm

J. Crew Gets The Periodic Table Wrong

J. Crew thought the Periodic Table might make a nice backdrop for a window display. The elements of style, geddit? Unfortunately, someone didn't remember their Here He Lies Beneath Bed Clothes, Nothing On, Feeling Nervous. And as per usual: Naughty Margaret Always Sighs, "Please Stop Clowning Around." (When I was… » 8/04/11 3:00pm 8/04/11 3:00pm

J.Crew's Openly Gay Designer Threatens America's Moral Fiber

The rabid culture warriors over at J. Crew are at it again. Now they're taking the staggering step of not ignoring the existence of their gay employees. Next they'll be letting the gays into fashion—or male modeling. » 5/02/11 1:12pm 5/02/11 1:12pm

Further Examples Of J.Crew's Blatant Propaganda

This week, the world crumbled thanks to a simple J.Crew ad, above, featuring a boy sporting pink nail polish. But this attempt to destroy America's proud tradition of gender identity is just one of the many terrible agendas pushed by the retailer.

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Boy's Pink Nailpolish Throws Nation Into Crisis

This is the image that (according to Fox news) has necessitated therapy for a child and is emblematic of our society's gender confusion. » 4/12/11 3:00pm 4/12/11 3:00pm

Kate Moss And Jamie Hince Enter 19th Tabloid Betrothal

What Happened To Ashley Greene's Neck?