Today, in quick succession, two important facts were revealed unto the world: that Florence Henderson, 81, has multiple “friends with benefits,” and that Ivana Trump, 66, has “about three boyfriends.” These women are getting it left and right, and I am 9/10ths thrilled for them and 1/10th so upset!
God help me, I actually enjoyed reading Ivana Trump’s dishy, ridiculous, semi-autobiographical 1992 novel, For Love Alone. Except, of course, for the parts where I kept picturing Donald Trump in the throes of orgasm.
In 1995, presidential candidate and human equivalent of cargo pants that zip away into shorts Donald Trump appeared in a sexy advertisement for the sexiest food there is: Pizza Hut’s stuffed crust pizza.
Recently, the Daily Beast—citing Harry Hurt III’s Donald Trump biography Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump—unearthed a courtroom deposition by Ivana Trump, Trump’s ex wife, describing a rape that occurred during the couple’s marriage in the early nineties. Immediately prior to the release of Lost Tycoon …
Donald Trump, GOP presidential candidate and fart-infused lump of raw meat, espouses all manner of opinions on rape, particularly regarding its supposed perpetrators. But he vehemently denies accusations that he sexually assaulted—perhaps raped—his now ex-wife, Ivana Trump.
Kate Winslet is pissed that the British tabs are claiming her Vanity Fair cover was PhotoShopped. "She is in terrific shape and what you see is how she looks or she would never have agreed to pose for those shots," says Kate's flack. • Ivana Trump's hubby allegedly cheated on her while he was on the Italian version of Celebrity Survivor.
Vanity Fair's International Best-Dressed List was released today. Of the 42 people named, two are black: Michelle Obama and Kanye West. Seven are actors, including Daniel Craig, Brad & Angelina and Ms. Tilda Swinton. Six have famous last names or come from a noted family: i.e. Goldsmith, Trump, Clemente, Elkann,…