Good evening everyone!

It's a Beach House kind of evening.

"Fin no. Fin no. Oh my gosh. Fin. Just. Sto—AUGH!!"

Remember when Julie Chen hosted that racist-ass season of Big Brother? But first, this supercut of a bunch of times Julie Chen said, "but first."

Hey friends with feline companions. It's time for some good ol' fashioned cat therapy.

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story...well, who really calls the story? Does the story exist merely to be named something? I mean, can we really be afraid of the dark if we know not what it is, in and of itself?

Jennifer Lee, aka TOKiMONSTA is a electronic/hip hop producer from LA who is very VERY good at what she does. She's on Flying Lotus' Brainfeeder label and she's here to take you into Sunday evening.

In the interest of cultural understanding, is there someone who can help me figure out just what in the Samuel L. Hill is happening in this music video for Chinese artist Wang Rong's song "Chick Chick?"

Well today has been quite a shitshow. I'm just going to help myself to the emergency bottle of Black Label I bought on Thursday. (The emergency was that I already drank all the whisky in the house and had none left.)

Let's just take a moment to honor the greatness that is Cyd Charisse, actress/ballerina extraordinaire.

Yesterday I went to karaoke (and killed it duh), but in my not-quite sober stupor, I thought it was a good idea to use the complimentary mouthwash provided in the bathroom. I mean it tasted fine to me, but it hit me this morning how weird it was to pour out mouthwash from one of those big bottles in an establishment…

It's getting chilly outside, so warm up with some heart-wrenching, soul-stirring Etta James.

Welcome to Sunday, y'all. Here's a super upbeat song that samples various cat noises. You're welcome.

Today is the 80th birthday of Brigitte Bardot, the iconic French model, actress, singer (kinda, and bombshell who rose to prominence in the 1950s and 60s.

Not this time.

Evening folks. It's Sunday. It's getting chilly. I'm happy.

Good evening gentlefolk.

Alrighty kiddos. I'm out. Gonna let the fantastical Kelela lull me to sleep tonight.

Good evening folks, and welcome to Sunday. Make yourself at home.

Good evening Sunday readers.