Italy is Building a Food Amusement Park, Because of Course It Is

If I were to tell you that there was, at this moment, being developed a place called the "Disneyland of Food," what would you do? Would you rejoice in the certainty that there is a God after all? Would you weep with sadness, knowing that there was no way such a magical wonderland could ever actually come to pass in an… » 2/27/14 11:59am 2/27/14 11:59am

Italian Gymnast Suggests Sporting Blackface to Beat USA Gymnastics

Unfortunately for all of us, most gymnastics competitions are not like the end of Stick It, where [SPOILER for the idiots who haven't seen this classic] a band of plucky girl gymnasts get together and decide who they want to win each medal. A recent controversy over comments made by Italian gymnast Carlotta Ferlito… » 10/11/13 1:10pm 10/11/13 1:10pm