ISIS Claims Responsibility for Attack On Restaurant in Bangladesh Capital

Late Friday night in the diplomatic district of Dhaka, Bangladesh, ISIS gunmen carried out an attack at one of the city’s popular local restaurants. Two policemen have been killed in the vicious, ongoing standoff, and 30 have been injured.
After All This Time, President Obama Finally, Really Rips Donald Trump a New One
At long, long last, President Barack Obama has finally let Donald Trump, a desiccated, hollowed-out pumpkin stuffed with wasps, really have it after the presumptive GOP blatantly linked POTUS to the mass shooting in Orlando earlier this week.
The Orlando Shooter's Homophobia, History of Abuse, and Ties to ISIS Don't Overrule Each Other
The Pulse nightclub rampage was the deadliest mass shooting in United States history, an unprecedented assault on LGBT Americans, just the worst and saddest and most horrifying shit imaginable. Now, though, it seems very important for people to argue about whether shooter Omar Mateen was motivated by ISIS or…
Bono Wants to Send Some Powerful Jews to ISIS
During today’s hearing, the Senate Appropriations Subcommittee brought in sentient sunglasses display Bono to discuss what role foreign aid should play in stopping violent extremism. Instead, Bono recommended sending two powerful Jews and Chris Rock directly into ISIS’s clutches.
Why Would ISIS Attack Our Subways With Gas When We Have All These Convenient Guns
New York City Transit officials are planning to release inert gas and DNA particles into the subway system in order to study the effects of a terrorist bio-attack, the New York Post reports. This is a waste of time, because terrorists are much more likely to just kill us with guns.
Bearing Witness to the Rise of ISIS: The Story of Anna Therese Day
On Valentine’s Day, Anna Therese Day’s luck ran out. It had held for five years and 20 days as a freelance American journalist documenting the frustrated aspirations of the Arab Spring and the rise of ISIS. But in Bahrain earlier this month, while covering the fifth anniversary of the Persian Gulf kingdom’s violently…
Sarah Palin Incites Room of Frenzied Trump Fans to "KICK ISIS ASS!!!!!"
Sarah Palin is officially endorsing Donald Trump for President of the United States. Which is why Sarah Palin is currently screaming at a room of crazed Trump supporters about a future with their Dear Leader—specifically, a future in which they’ll be able to “do their job and KICK ISIS ASS!!!!!”
ISIS Issues a Lengthy Ruling on Who Is Allowed to Rape Female Captives
For over a year, human rights activists and journalists have been documenting the ways in which rape and sexual slavery have become a cornerstone of the “theology” of ISIS. On Tuesday, Reuters reported on a detailed fatwa issued by the group, which makes it clear, once again, how thoroughly rape and sexual slavery are…
Obama Delivers Oval Office Address On ISIS And Anti-Terrorist Measures
On Sunday evening, December 6, 2015, President Barack Obama delivered the third Oval Office address of his presidency. In the wake of the San Bernardino shooting, he attempted to ease the minds of Americans shaken by the threat of ISIS and the bloody terrorist attacks, both domestic and international, that have taken…
San Bernardino Shooter Tashfeen Malik Called 'Modern Girl' Who Turned To Extremism in College
In the wake of the horrific shootings that left 14 dead in San Bernardino last week, new details have emerged about the 29-year-old female shooter, Tashfeen Malik.
Report: Austrian Teen Who Joined ISIS Beaten to Death When She Tried to Escape
Two Austrian tabloids are claiming that a 17-year-old Viennese girl who ran away last year with a friend to join ISIS was beaten to death by members of the terrorist group. The report hasn’t been confirmed by any official government agency; it’s the latest of several conflicting stories about the girls’ fate over the…
This Bored CNN Reporter Accidentally Caught on Livestream Is an Artist and an Icon
President Obama and French President Hollande gave a joint press conference at the White House today at noon to discuss the war against ISIS, but the real excitement began well before they arrived, when the camera made completely accidental love to CNN’s Jim Acosta for approximately 30 minutes.
Dilbert Creator Scott Adams: If I Couldn't Get Laid, I'd Be a Suicide Bomber, Too
Scott Adams—the man behind everyone’s favorite suicidal coffee mug adornment—has some thoughts he’d like to share with the world. No, this time it’s not about how much of a genius he is (not to brag). Nor is it about how rapes aren’t the rapist’s fault (they can’t help themselves!). Instead, today, Scott Adams would…
Let's All Think of Some Fun, Tight Things About ISIS for Joyce Carol Oates
Joyce Carol Oates, also known as @JoyceCarolOates, also known as the #1 self-parody account on Twitter, has posed a trenchant question about the Islamic State: Is there nothing FUN & TITE about this metastasizing global death cult?
Most of the Suspected Paris Attackers Were European Nationals
As the U.S. panics over the mostly made up threat of Syrian jihadists entering the country as refugees, investigators in Europe have discovered that the majority of men responsible for the horrendous November 13 attacks in Paris were European citizens who had traveled to Syria where they joined the Islamic State (ISIS…
