In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Anderson Cooper has his Courtney Stodden impression perfected, Regis Philbin takes his shirt off, Beavis and Butthead return with brand-new episodes, and Justin Timberlake details the time he lived with Ryan Gosling.

Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T gets to realize a longtime goal. Plus, Justin Bieber is very mature.

Today in Tweet Beat, Denise Richards reacts to Kasey Jordan's interview on GMA. Plus, Billy Bush has very strong opinions about women and lipstick.

• Chanel is apparently turning the Musée D'Orsay in Paris into a giant, sparkly, 2,890 square foot billboard for No. 5 perfume. We hope the museum is being rewarded handsomely for its services as a host for corporate messaging. [WWD]

• Tom Ford: "I feel that fashion has become too serious...Fashion needs to make one happy. It is a luxury and should enhance one's quality of life." Ford also believes in, wait for it, "real clothes for real women." [Racked]

Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown defends his decision to post a picture of his domestic violence course completion certificate. Plus, Kelly Osbourne defends Miley Cyrus.

In a Bravo marketing genius mashup, the ladies of The Real Housewives Of Orange County and The Real Housewives Of New Jersey were on the Isaac Mizrahi/Iman hosted Fashion Show last night. Let the bitchery begin!

Today in Tweet Beat, apparently everyone else knew about Miley's bong hit before her dad did. Plus, Coco apologizes for forgetting about Thong Thursday yesterday.

• Retailers are crossing their fingers that you will buy some shit on Friday. Pretty please? Sam's Club is opening at 5a.m. — with complimentary breakfast. Target and J.C. Penney open at 4 a.m., with the latter offering 300+ "doorbusters." [WWD]

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, get a look inside Barbra Streisand's "elegant barn," Tyra makes her "directorial debut," and Isaac Mizrahi tells his QVC co-host to shut up.