Sunday Sign-Off: Parkour Moves Guaranteed to Injure You

Parkour is becoming really popular among young, Iranian women, but it's probably best to only try some of this stuff if your limbs are still young enough to bounce back from catastrophic injury. Or if you have some sweet health insurance. Or if you're any number of limber superheroes not blessed with the ability to… » 6/02/13 6:30pm 6/02/13 6:30pm

Iranian Cleric Blames Impending Earthquake on Women’s Clothes

A prominent cleric in Iran has warned his fellow countrymen that if there’s an earthquake a comin’, it’s probably because of women who wear “revealing” dresses, since, as geologists have known for years now, earthquakes are nothing more than the deep belly laughter of the Earth as she laughs in utter frustration at not … » 5/06/13 10:00am 5/06/13 10:00am

Man Has Long Flowing Hairs Growing Out of His Eyeball

Oh my god, I am giving this story about a man with a hairy eyeball THE WORLD'S HAIRIEST EYEBALL award. Hot on the heels of that lady with bone shards growing in her eyelids comes this unfortunate dude with a big, hairy eyeball tumor. And like my grandmama always said, there's only one thing to do if you don't know what … » 1/03/13 3:30pm 1/03/13 3:30pm

Iranian Official Accuses Female Russian Workers of Flouting 'Hijab…

An Iranian Parliament member named Seyyed Mehdi Mousavi Nejad asserts that Russian women who work at the nation's only nuclear power plant are defying the laws of the country by eschewing the hijab laws. They apply to women in Iran regardless of region or nationality, and penalty for not wearing one of the traditional… » 12/26/12 4:40pm 12/26/12 4:40pm

Horses & Bayonets & World Peace: The Final Debate's Most Pageant-y Moments

Like an incredibly high stakes Miss America competition, the last Presidential debate of the 2012 election season has come and gone. And because both candidates are fighting to the death over the tiny sliver of undecided voters (really, what amounts to twelve people who own Puddle of Mudd CD's scratching their butts in … » 10/23/12 11:20am 10/23/12 11:20am

Iranian Women Banned From 77 College Majors Because They Were Getting…

As the Iranian school year begins today, Human Rights Watch is urging the nation to reconsider the male-only restrictions on 77 majors, including accounting, counseling, and engineering. Alarmingly, the ban was only instituted last month; while no clear reason for the new restriction has been cited by the Iranian… » 9/22/12 2:00pm 9/22/12 2:00pm

Iran Considers Opening Access to Spouse-Finding Websites Because…

The powers that be in Iran have turned to an unlikely ally to help them buttress the country's falling marriage rate — the internet, a disembodied feline entity that is try to take over the world one cat video at a time which the censor-prone Iranian rulers have been more than happy to restrict over the last several… » 9/19/12 11:55pm 9/19/12 11:55pm

Iranian Discus Thrower Refuses to Shake Kate Middleton’s Hand at the…

When Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, Princess of the Great Commonwealth of Shinylocks and Prime Minister of Party Favors was doling out medals for men's discus at last night's installment of London's Paralympics, second-place finisher Mehrdad Karam Zadeh refrained from shaking the Duchess' hand, which… » 9/03/12 9:15pm 9/03/12 9:15pm

Iran Rewards High-Achieving Women By Banning Them From College Classes

Iranian women have been killing it in the classroom as of late: 65% of the country's college students are female, women outnumbered men by three to two in passing this year's university entrance exam, and, according to UNESCO, Iran has highest ratio of female to male undergraduates in the world. » 8/21/12 3:50pm 8/21/12 3:50pm

Iran’s Morality Police Raids Coffee Shops, Spoils Everyone’s…

The growing trend for Iranian women to wear Western fashions prompted Iran's reactionary "morality police" to raid 87 coffee shops on Saturday. Tehran police official Alireza Mehrabi explained that the coffee shops "were shut for not following Islamic values, providing hookah to women, and lacking proper licenses," and the … » 7/22/12 4:30pm 7/22/12 4:30pm

Two-Thirds of the U.S. Hikers Jailed in Iran Are Now Married

Shane Bauer and Sarah Shroud, two-thirds of the hiking triumvirate that accidentally wandered across the Iranian border and were subsequently jailed in a Midnight Express-type situation in 2009, got married in California this week. Third-wheel Josh Fattal served as the couple's best man. » 5/06/12 3:30pm 5/06/12 3:30pm

Iranian Women Strip Down to Protest the Repression [NSFW]

Iranian actress Golshifteh Farahani recently found herself at the center of a religious and political shitstorm after daring to be photographed topless for French publication Madame Le Figaro. Farahani has since been exiled to France, which has motivated a group of fellow exiled Iranian women to pose topless… » 3/08/12 6:10pm 3/08/12 6:10pm

Iran Sends Bart Simpson to the Same Dark Prison Cell as Barbie

First they came for Barbie, and now they're coming for Bart Simpson. Iran has apparently had it with American toys that promote (admittedly crappy) values. It is now banning dolls based on Bart and the rest of his famous family. Mohammad Hossein Farjoo, who runs the agency that oversees what toys Iranian children can… » 2/07/12 10:00am 2/07/12 10:00am