Someday Buying a Vibrator Will Be as Boring as Buying an iPod

What if buying a vibrator were as commonplace and uneventful as popping into the Apple store for an iPod or buying a juicer from Williams-Sonoma? That's exactly what Ethan Imboden, founder of the company Jimmyjane is aiming for, and he's well on his way to achieving it. For nearly a decade, he's been a pioneer in…
No, Your Cat Doesn't Need an iPad
"Does your cat need an iPad?" implores the Yahoo news headline. I don't know, says my brain, does your dog need a cell phone? Does a monkey need a TI-83 graphing calculator? Do I need my own giant particle accelerator? But I clicked anyway. And iPad aps for cats are just as unnecessary yet hilarious as you might…
Chinese Teenager Unwisely Sells His Kidney So He Can Buy an iPad
Teenagers are renowned for their love of electronic gadgets and their poor judgment, and it seems these two things have come together in a rather unfortunate way for one teen in central China. A 17-year-old high school student apparently traded his kidney for money to buy an iPhone and an iPad. Five people have now…
Imagine, if You Will, a World Where You Can Play Tiny Tower During Takeoff
Frequent air travelers, rejoice! That painful period during take-off and landing when you're not allowed to use your electronic devices might soon be a lot more bearable. The Federal Aviation Administration said yesterday that it will work with airlines and other involved parties to find a way to determine whether…
Ladies Are Hiding Some Pretty Dirty Stuff in Their Nooks
Following the sweeping success of softcore sensation Fifty Shades of Grey, the lamestream media is figuring out that mommies and other normal-seeming ladies like to read about sex—in public. Whoa. What's next? Women having sex for reasons other than reproduction? Hold onto your hats!
The Horsepad Is an iPad...for Horses
This would actually be an ingenious marketing scheme — that is, it would be ingenious if horses were people. It takes an exceptionally gentle horsie to not crack those delicate iPad screens with its hooves, and more cracked screens equals more cash money for Apple because, as well know, horses can't talk and so…
Baby Thinks Magazine Is A Busted iPad
Here's a horrifying video for all of you technophobes. iPad-savvy Babies don't understand why they can't use gestures to scroll and zoom in print publications. Though, perhaps this little girl would make the same hand motions when trying to operate a hat.
iKitty Is Your New Virtual Best Feline Friend
At first glance, this above iPad app titled "KITTY!" looked like a cross between the Game Boy games about pets and the Tamagotchi's of yesterday. But upon further inspection, I'm kind of in love with this virtual cat: it sleeps, it purrs, and it looks at you with the realistic-looking and loving eyes when you pet…
Baking With Your iPad Is Bad For You
There are a lot of things going wrong in this world: dead satellites are hurtling toward our houses, innocent people are being executed, and the bands of our youth are calling it quits. In fact, there is so much to be upset about that it's almost impossible to keep track of it all. Luckily, the New York Times is here…
Study Confirms That iPad Is Just Expensive Bathroom Reading
In a recent study by Staples, 80% of tablet owners said they bought them to help achieve improved work/life balance — and by that they meant they want to surf the web while pooping. Respondents said they take their devices just about everywhere, and for 35% that even means the bathroom. The next time you receive a…
13 Things We Learned From The 'Cosmo For Guys' iPad App
As we now know, Cosmopolitan just launched an iPad-only magazine called Cosmo For Guys. It's like Cosmo, but … uh, for guys. As card-carrying guys ourselves, we took a look and learned a few things.
Introducing Cosmo For Guys: For Men Who Want To Question Their Own Bedroom Skills
Ladies, we've finally achieved gender equality. With this commercial, Hearst announced the release of CFG: Cosmo for Guys, its first iPad-only magazine. It promises to supply men with the same moronic sex tips and inane musings on how to tell if your partner's cheating that ladies have been burdened with for…
Ladymags Suffer At The Hands Of The iPad
Rather than saving print media, sales of magazine iPad issues are declining even as more devices sell. Wired sold 22,000 iPad copies last month, down from more than 100,000, and Glamour's digital sales are down 40% since September.
New App Allows The Computer-Proficient Dead To Communicate With Loved Ones
"Ghost in the Machine" is a new iPad app for the more discriminating ghost to communicate its thoughts with you. I mean, you didn't expect them to use anything other than a touch screen, did you? [The Life Files]
Prove That Your Kid Is The Most Spoiled On The Street With A Woogie
Today in shit you don't need: a six-armed plush case for your kid's iPad. It's ugly as heck and named "the Woogie." Whatever happened to buying them wooden blocks?
Can Someone Help Robert De Niro Increase The Text Size On His iPad?
[Rome, October 5. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
Oprah's Favorite iPad Apps
Oprah is a big iPad fangirl. Such a fangirl, in fact, that she bought one iPad for each of her magazine's staffers. She's also a big iPad applications buyer. Herewith, her favorite apps. Coming soon: Oprah's App Club? [Gizmodo]
Lara Stone's Breasts Nab French Vogue Cover
- Paris Vogue's 90th anniversary issue is 622 pages. Lara Stone is, ahem, prominently featured. There's new photography from David Sims, Mert and Marcus, and Steven Klein, but the magazine also reprints archival work from the likes of Helmut Newton. [Fashionologie]
