Trapper Keeper Makes Triumphant Return as iPad Case

A company is re-introducing a new version of Trapper Keepers for the digital age. Turn up the Kool and the Gang, because it's time to celebrate. » 7/01/14 1:00pm 7/01/14 1:00pm

The complete Apple iOS 7 guide: Everything you need for a happy upgrade

You can upgrade your iPhone and iPad now with iOS 7. You probably have a lot of questions about it—here are all the answers you need. » 9/18/13 1:01pm 9/18/13 1:01pm

A Pendant-Locked Secret Diary For a Generation Raised on Tablets

Long gone are the days when kids would keep their innermost thoughts and secrets hidden away in a diary. For the most part they're happy to share everything on Facebook and Twitter these days, and in the rare event they'd actually want to keep something secret, there's now an iPad app that protects their private… » 5/27/13 8:00pm 5/27/13 8:00pm

Someday Buying a Vibrator Will Be as Boring as Buying an iPod

What if buying a vibrator were as commonplace and uneventful as popping into the Apple store for an iPod or buying a juicer from Williams-Sonoma? That's exactly what Ethan Imboden, founder of the company Jimmyjane is aiming for, and he's well on his way to achieving it. For nearly a decade, he's been a pioneer in… » 5/15/12 1:30pm 5/15/12 1:30pm

No, Your Cat Doesn't Need an iPad

"Does your cat need an iPad?" implores the Yahoo news headline. I don't know, says my brain, does your dog need a cell phone? Does a monkey need a TI-83 graphing calculator? Do I need my own giant particle accelerator? But I clicked anyway. And iPad aps for cats are just as unnecessary yet hilarious as you might… » 4/20/12 6:45pm 4/20/12 6:45pm

Chinese Teenager Unwisely Sells His Kidney So He Can Buy an iPad

Teenagers are renowned for their love of electronic gadgets and their poor judgment, and it seems these two things have come together in a rather unfortunate way for one teen in central China. A 17-year-old high school student apparently traded his kidney for money to buy an iPhone and an iPad. Five people have now… » 4/08/12 11:55pm 4/08/12 11:55pm

Imagine, if You Will, a World Where You Can Play Tiny Tower During…

Frequent air travelers, rejoice! That painful period during take-off and landing when you're not allowed to use your electronic devices might soon be a lot more bearable. The Federal Aviation Administration said yesterday that it will work with airlines and other involved parties to find a way to determine whether… » 3/20/12 10:20am 3/20/12 10:20am

Ladies Are Hiding Some Pretty Dirty Stuff in Their Nooks

Following the sweeping success of softcore sensation Fifty Shades of Grey, the lamestream media is figuring out that mommies and other normal-seeming ladies like to read about sex—in public. Whoa. What's next? Women having sex for reasons other than reproduction? Hold onto your hats! » 3/14/12 2:45pm 3/14/12 2:45pm

The Horsepad Is an iPad...for Horses

This would actually be an ingenious marketing scheme — that is, it would be ingenious if horses were people. It takes an exceptionally gentle horsie to not crack those delicate iPad screens with its hooves, and more cracked screens equals more cash money for Apple because, as well know, horses can't talk and so… » 3/10/12 3:30pm 3/10/12 3:30pm

Baby Thinks Magazine Is A Busted iPad

Here's a horrifying video for all of you technophobes. iPad-savvy Babies don't understand why they can't use gestures to scroll and zoom in print publications. Though, perhaps this little girl would make the same hand motions when trying to operate a hat. » 10/13/11 9:24pm 10/13/11 9:24pm

iKitty Is Your New Virtual Best Feline Friend

At first glance, this above iPad app titled "KITTY!" looked like a cross between the Game Boy games about pets and the Tamagotchi's of yesterday. But upon further inspection, I'm kind of in love with this virtual cat: it sleeps, it purrs, and it looks at you with the realistic-looking and loving eyes when you pet… » 10/12/11 4:55pm 10/12/11 4:55pm

Baking With Your iPad Is Bad For You

There are a lot of things going wrong in this world: dead satellites are hurtling toward our houses, innocent people are being executed, and the bands of our youth are calling it quits. In fact, there is so much to be upset about that it's almost impossible to keep track of it all. Luckily, the New York Times is here… » 9/22/11 3:05pm 9/22/11 3:05pm

Study Confirms That iPad Is Just Expensive Bathroom Reading

In a recent study by Staples, 80% of tablet owners said they bought them to help achieve improved work/life balance — and by that they meant they want to surf the web while pooping. Respondents said they take their devices just about everywhere, and for 35% that even means the bathroom. The next time you receive a… » 8/24/11 10:20am 8/24/11 10:20am

13 Things We Learned From The 'Cosmo For Guys' iPad App

As we now know, Cosmopolitan just launched an iPad-only magazine called Cosmo For Guys. It's like Cosmo, but … uh, for guys. As card-carrying guys ourselves, we took a look and learned a few things. » 8/03/11 11:50am 8/03/11 11:50am

Introducing Cosmo For Guys: For Men Who Want To Question Their Own…

Ladies, we've finally achieved gender equality. With this commercial, Hearst announced the release of CFG: Cosmo for Guys, its first iPad-only magazine. It promises to supply men with the same moronic sex tips and inane musings on how to tell if your partner's cheating that ladies have been burdened with for… » 8/02/11 12:45pm 8/02/11 12:45pm

Ladymags Suffer At The Hands Of The iPad

Rather than saving print media, sales of magazine iPad issues are declining even as more devices sell. Wired sold 22,000 iPad copies last month, down from more than 100,000, and Glamour's digital sales are down 40% since September. » 12/29/10 3:13pm 12/29/10 3:13pm

New App Allows The Computer-Proficient Dead To Communicate With Loved…

"Ghost in the Machine" is a new iPad app for the more discriminating ghost to communicate its thoughts with you. I mean, you didn't expect them to use anything other than a touch screen, did you? [The Life Files] » 10/16/10 2:34pm 10/16/10 2:34pm

Prove That Your Kid Is The Most Spoiled On The Street With A Woogie

Today in shit you don't need: a six-armed plush case for your kid's iPad. It's ugly as heck and named "the Woogie." Whatever happened to buying them wooden blocks? » 10/09/10 11:48am 10/09/10 11:48am