Michele Bachmann's Victory at Iowa Straw Poll Pretty Much Guarantees She Won't Be President

Minnesota Republican and general wolf-in-Holly Golightly's clothing Michele Bachmann won yesterday's famed Iowa Straw Poll, narrowly defeating challenger Ron Paul and leaving the rest of the competition in the dust. While her campaign's celebrating what it claims is a decisive victory on Bachmann's quest to be the… »8/14/11 12:10pm8/14/11 12:10pm