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How Much Ketchup Is Enough Ketchup to Kill You? 

It’s a normal part of human life to wonder about whether or not eating an excess of condiments could be lethal—specifically about the amount of ketchup it would take to not only disfigure you but take you to the big tomato patch in the sky. Well, your nightly wondering is over, and we’ve got an answer. » 7/22/15 6:20pm 7/22/15 6:20pm

Pennsylvania Pol: Disgraced Attorney General Is a Woman, 'Not a Lady'

If you haven't been following the career trajectory of Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane, suffice it to say that she's not having a great week: a grand jury has recommended she be criminally charged for allegedly leaking grand jury documents. But more pressingly for far-right State Rep Daryl Metcalfe, she's… » 1/12/15 3:00pm 1/12/15 3:00pm

Woman Apparently Mauled to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary

Despite all the squee propaganda on the Internet (fun fact: the Internet is run by a cabal of savage predators with the secret purpose of convincing the huge contingent of potential prey items, i.e. humans, to believe that baby predators are cute and harmless), wildcats are dangerous. Like, really, really dangerous. … » 11/10/13 12:00pm 11/10/13 12:00pm

New, Terrifying Info About Princess Diana’s Death Passed to Police

A fairly eyebrow-raising story about the 1997 car crash that killed Princess Diana is currently making the news media rounds: new information thought to include allegations that the Princess of Wales, Dodi al Fayed, and their driver were killed by a member of the British military has apparently been passed to… » 8/17/13 2:00pm 8/17/13 2:00pm

Extremely Gross ‘Two-Finger Test’ in India Still Apparently Counts as Admissible Evidence in Rape Cases

India's grand rape-prevention scheme of outing and public shaming rapists before turning them over to angry vigilantes admittedly has some kinks that still need to be ironed out. For starters, it sounds like a plan concocted by a tyrannical sheriff in an Old West boomtown who's been too long in his cups. It also… » 12/30/12 12:00pm 12/30/12 12:00pm

Colombian Prostitute From the Secret Service Scandal Calls the Agents 'A Bunch of Fools'

Dania Londono Suarez, one of the prostitutes who was involved with the Secret Service agents during their now infamous trip to Cartagena, has come forward to tell her side of the story to the media. The scandal that resulted in nine agents being fired—and worse, being called "knuckleheads" by President Obama—was… » 5/06/12 9:50pm 5/06/12 9:50pm