New York Writer Would Really Like To Screw Around On His Wife

Philip Weiss really wants to fuck tattooed 20-something waitresses. The problem is, he's married. He decided to write a several-thousand word story for New York full of anecdotal evidence, pseudo-science, and cautionary tales meant to explore why marriage has never quelled his desire for firm, unknown flesh. When I… » 5/19/08 3:00pm 5/19/08 3:00pm

In Which We Get Closure With Self-Promotional Whore David Seaman

"I thought this would be much more vitriolic than it actually is," wrote ousted Jezebel intern David Seaman, to my Facebook account. "I guess I'm not mad, just a little confused. And about to go out and get hammered." Wait a second, me too! I texted the ex-intern I once dubbed D-Splooge. We agreed to meet for a drink.
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