Want that jacket. Want those shoes. Want that baby. Give me your baby, Beyonce. GIVE ME YOUR BABY. Discuss… 12/04/13 5:15pm Yesterday 5:15pm

Did she have fun? Did she acknowledge the Kardashian-Jenners sitting a few seats over? Did she even exchange words with her seatmate Grace Coddington? Did she bob (heh) awkwardly along with the performance while hoping that none of the selfie-taking, screaming plebeians around her would notice that she can't dance? Read… 11/20/13 3:25pm 11/20/13 3:25pm

For a woman who has built an empire marketing her own smugly tied gingham ribbon of perfection and self-satisfied domesticity, Martha Stewart is remarkably terrible at one thing that, in the digital age, is almost unavoidable: sharing pictures of food on social media. In fact, Martha Stewart's Twitter feed is… Read… 11/18/13 1:13pm 11/18/13 1:13pm

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, your dark, dank, Vanity Smurf oubliette. This week, Rob Lowe says goodbye to Pawnee, Hugh Jackman has a cocktail, John Stamos talks shit about Rick Springfield and Lena Dunham gets high off fauxsizzurp. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy. Read… 11/15/13 6:00pm 11/15/13 6:00pm

Hello and welcome to Selfie Loathing, your Vanity Smurf k-hole sextravaganza. This week: Darren Criss makes an amazing Jareth; Jennifer Lopez is a doll; Dina Lohan is a pot of gold and Kelly Osbourne makes us cringe. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy. Read… 11/08/13 6:39pm 11/08/13 6:39pm

Welcome back to America's favorite Vanity Smurf K-hole. This week, Ian Smolderhotter is snuggling with animals, Lindsay Lohan is covered in blood and Nicki Minaj has some weird ideas about what cop uniforms look like. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. Read… 11/01/13 6:20pm 11/01/13 6:20pm

Welome back to your favorite Vanity Smurf exxxtravaganza. While you were staring at a screen under fluorescent lights, celebrities were out frolicking and turning the camera on themselves. Here's what the stars were doing with their smart phones this week. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy. Read… 10/25/13 6:45pm 10/25/13 6:45pm

TGIF! Congrats on making it through yet another week. While you were spending your days staring at a screen under fluorescent lights, celebrities were out frolicking and turning their smartphones on themselves. Here's what the stars did with their days this week. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two),… Read… 10/18/13 6:15pm 10/18/13 6:15pm

Welome back to your favorite Vanity Smurf playground. While you were staring at a screen under fluorescent lights, celebrities were out frolicking and turning the camera on themselves. Read… 10/11/13 6:30pm 10/11/13 6:30pm

Congrats on making it through yet week. While you were staring at a screen under fluorescent lights, celebrities were out frolicking and turning the camera on themselves. Here's what the stars were doing with their days while you were working hard and hardly working. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two),… Read… 10/04/13 7:00pm 10/04/13 7:00pm

Congrats on making it through yet week. While you were staring at a screen under fluorescent lights, celebrities were out frolicking and turning the camera on themselves. Here's what the stars were doing with their days while you were working hard and hardly working. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two),… Read… 9/27/13 6:45pm 9/27/13 6:45pm

Friends, it's been yet another week in which the celebrities turned the camera on themselves. Here's what the stars were doing with their days while you were working hard or hardly working. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. Read… 9/20/13 6:15pm 9/20/13 6:15pm

What can Aaron Paul's dirty Instagram account tell us about how Breaking Bad might end? Not much, unless you're susceptible to the theory that everything up until now has been leading to a massive, multi-character meth orgy. Discuss… 9/14/13 11:30am 9/14/13 11:30am

Another week in which the celebrities turn the camera on themselves. Here's what the stars were doing this week as they played paparazzi and turned the camera on themselves. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. Read… 9/13/13 6:15pm 9/13/13 6:15pm

What would it have been like if Cher Horowitz had used Instagram during the days of Clueless? Kind of fantastic. Discuss… 9/12/13 4:30pm 9/12/13 4:30pm

Here's what the stars were doing this week as they played paparazzi and turned the camera on themselves. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. Read… 9/06/13 7:15pm 9/06/13 7:15pm

What's going on in Syria lately? According to the country's official Instagram, nothing really, just first lady Asma al-Assad hanging and posing with some teens! Read… 9/05/13 11:30am 9/05/13 11:30am

Here's what the stars were doing this week as they played paparazzi and turned the camera on themselves. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. Discuss… 8/30/13 6:10pm 8/30/13 6:10pm

Here's what the stars were doing this week as they played paparazzi and turned the camera on themselves. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. Discuss… 8/16/13 5:00pm 8/16/13 5:00pm

Though some photos of models wearing Nicki Minaj's new clothing line for Kmart have been released, it's only when Mariah Carey's arch-nemesis has chosen to Instagram photos of herself wearing the clothes that the purchasing public can realize the truth: Wearing these clothes are legitimately the most Nicki Minaj you… Read… 8/15/13 10:50am 8/15/13 10:50am

It's all food porn and selfies for these royal ladies. Read… 8/14/13 12:10pm 8/14/13 12:10pm

Here's what the stars were doing this week as they turned the camera on themselves. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

This is your lucky summer: The New York Times will start featuring user-submitted Instagram photos in the "Vows" section. The first theme is "How wedding rituals are evolving" but please note that they'd like you to "avoid generic images, like a posed shot of the couple or a table setting." Discuss… 8/05/13 5:45pm 8/05/13 5:45pm

You already wanted to be her bff, and this will make you want to be her LYLAS. Read… 8/04/13 8:30pm 8/04/13 8:30pm

Here's what the stars were doing this week as they turned the camera on themselves. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy. Discuss… 8/02/13 5:00pm 8/02/13 5:00pm