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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/24/09

    In reply to Rose Tattoos; Golden Shoes
    She's one of those famous-for-nothing people who on principle, I generally do not like. However, she looks like a cyborg fashion mannequin, so I like her.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/24/09

    In reply to Rose Tattoos; Golden Shoes
    I guess she can flex her guns if people ask for her last name.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/24/09

    In reply to Rose Tattoos; Golden Shoes
    For some reason, I am seeing Oksana Bauil up in the face area.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/23/09

    In reply to Exit Vamp
    Those look like robbin' clothes.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/23/09

    In reply to Exit Vamp
    "Oh my, what dark clothing you have!"
    "The better to creep into your room and stare at you in the middle of the night, my dear."
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    Image of DarcyMcCarbomb DarcyMcCarbomb
    11/23/09

    @CurtCole: B&E's are the most grand of romantic gestures!
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    CurtCole promoted this comment DarcyMcCarbomb was starred DarcyMcCarbomb was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/23/09

    In reply to Exit Vamp
    Enter Skamp. We're off to never never land
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    11/23/09

    In reply to Katherine's Daughter Is Very Cheeky
    Those arms! Those delicious-looking arms.
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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    11/23/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: They look like little marshmallows. Delicious!
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    Image of limber limber
    11/23/09

    @LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Ladies. You must assist me in this.

    Why do people use eating terms when talking about babies? Delicious, eat her up, nibble on them, etc? I am truly curious -- it wasn't a tradition in my family, and apparently the first time a visiting relative said it to me, I was terrified.

    What's the link between children and liking them so much you could eat them? Is there something historical? I've never been able to puzzle it out. Help!
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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    11/23/09

    @limber: I have no idea...I guess it just comes from the expression "looks good enough to eat?"

    But those arms do remind me of marshmallows. Fat, fluffy little marshmallows stacked up.

    #tips
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    11/23/09

    In reply to Katherine's Daughter Is Very Cheeky
    I love Katherine's outfit and--OM NOM NOM NOM CUTE BABY!
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/23/09

    In reply to Katherine's Daughter Is Very Cheeky
    So. Much. Burgundy. She looks like a glass of sangria, and her adorable baby is a piece of fruit floating in it.
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    Image of Miss Scarlett Miss Scarlett
    11/23/09

    In reply to Katherine's Daughter Is Very Cheeky
    She has already perfected her "death to paparazzi" stare.
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    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    11/23/09

    @Miss Scarlett: i believe her "bish please" is also in the works....
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/23/09

    In reply to Katherine's Daughter Is Very Cheeky
    I love baby feet. So pudgy and stumpy. And her arms!
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    I always thought Jay-Z was a sensible and intelligent dude, and he just keeps confirming it.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/22/09

    @la.donna.pietra: And you are basing this on what? His lyrics? Read those and then you might rethink that.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/22/09

    @BAngieB: I was referring to his decision not to pose with Victoria's Secret models, as mentioned above. His lyrics are a whole 'nother ball of wax.
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    Image of Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep
    11/22/09

    @BAngieB: Besides from his lyrics Jay-Z does seem like an intelligent man and a good partner. Jay-Z is definitely my favorite rapper.
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    BAngieB promoted this comment Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep was starred Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/22/09

    @Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: His lyrics and sexist and misogynistic.

    #tips
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    It's a pretty well-known fact that the celebrities of Scientology get treated like royalty, while the rest are merely peons, Juliette. Celebrities in Scientology have the $$$, so they don't have to quit their job, get one with the Scientologists, and then devote their entire lives to earning enough money to take courses. Then, the regular folks are trapped because they can't leave without a job and money...Thanks for stopping in and ensuring that we know you're just as ignorant as the rest of them.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/22/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: B-b-b-but she's in the know, because she did courses! She's not allowed to tell you what the courses were about, or what they taught her about life, or how exactly they changed her, - you know, the rules of Scientology and all that. But you should just take her word for it, she's no blind follower.
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    11/22/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: I was walking in the Upper (East? West? I can't actually remember) Side on my first week in New York, and ran across the Scientology Celebrity Center. I had no idea such a place actually existed. I wanted to take a picture of the sign, but I figured they have cameras that tell them who does that, and they'd send someone to my apartment to delete the photo. So I didn't. But I'm still shocked that the place exists. And has a sign.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Jon Gosselin needs to learn that there's a point in every failing relationship when buying a bunch of flowers is actually an insult.
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    Edited by bowleserised at 11/22/09 11:26 AM bowleserised was starred bowleserised was unstarred
    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Nothing says "Awesome!" like wearing ripped jeans to divorce court. Yipee!
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/22/09

    @Santos L Halper: Oh he looks downright classy for some of the courtroom attire I've seen. They're lucky everyone in Family Court shows up wearing pants.

    Witness at a murder trial showed up with hip hugger jeans showing off her c-section scars and a t-shirt that said "I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch." By comparison, Jon Gosselin is a classy MoFo
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    midwesternmom promoted this comment CynicalPink was starred CynicalPink was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/22/09

    @CynicalPink: Father showed up in Juvenile Court trying to regain parental rights with a cannibis leaf earring dangling from his ear. I didn't notice it until we were already in front of the bench. Valuable lesson learned--never under-estimate the stupidity of my clients.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/22/09

    @midwesternmom: Not quite as bad, but a couple months ago my opposing counsel in a products liability case came to court in a super-casual shirtdress and flip-flops.
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    Edited by Maritsa at 11/22/09 12:03 PM Maritsa was starred Maritsa was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/22/09

    @Maritsa: I just watched a woman argue in our state Supreme Court wearing a flowing ankle-length cotton peasant skirt and a long-sleeved jersey top. I would have snorted in outrage, but I was wearing hose for the first time in over two years and I could not draw a deep breath.
    The best part of that day was noticing that one of the female justices lets her curly hair fly free. I may never straighten my curls for an argument again.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/22/09

    @midwesternmom: Justice Sotomayor doesn't straighten!

    #tips
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    11/22/09

    @CynicalPink: When I was reporting on courts, the obviously intoxicated guy showing up to his DUI hearing.
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    Image of MzSeJ MzSeJ
    11/23/09

    @midwesternmom: were you instructed/advised to straighten your hair? do you only do so when appearing in court?
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    midwesternmom promoted this comment MzSeJ was starred MzSeJ was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/23/09

    @MzSeJ: Instructed? No, but the other women in my office are very critical of my wild curls. Which are conditioned and styled and under control. When my hair was long the curl was pulled into waves, but now that it is short again, it is very curly. And on a non-court day I don;t see clients, so I go to work in jeans and curls. Of course, these women started practicing when women wore little floppy bow ties to court, so their idea of acceptable might be warped.
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    Edited by midwesternmom at 11/23/09 9:09 AM midwesternmom was starred midwesternmom was unstarred
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