HTGAWM Poll: Will Annalise & Wes Take It to the Boneyard?

The various dramatic plotlines on How to Get Away With Murder are always juicy, but we are waiting with bated breath for the show to answer one of the juiciest of all: what will happen to the relationship between Wes and Annalise? Two popular fan theories provide the most intrigue: all that tension between Wes and… »11/06/15 3:40pm11/06/15 3:40pm


Ben Carson Has Now Compared Abortion to Slavery

During an interview with NBC’s Meet the Press, Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson compared abortion to slavery. After saying he was opposed to a person’s right to terminate an unwanted pregnancy, Carson added, “During slavery, a lot of the slave owners thought that they had the right to do whatever they… »10/25/15 4:15pm10/25/15 4:15pm

Love Triangle Involving Cousin Leads to Very Redneck Arson

A news reporter speaking to the victim of a fire got an amazing scoop when he asked the woman, whose garage was set ablaze, if she had any idea about who committed the arson and why. “I don’t want to mention no names,” the woman said before revealing that it was her cousin who did it. But the reason why? That needs to… »7/24/15 10:33am7/24/15 10:33am

This Interview With a Woman Dating Her Father Will Haunt You Forever

You can't really help who you're attracted to, but what if the person you're the most attracted to ever happens to be a blood relative? Like your father? Such was the case for an 18-year-old woman who dropped some real talk about her now two-year relationship with daddio in a recent interview. BUCKLE UP, somebody's… »1/15/15 5:10pm1/15/15 5:10pm

The Man Behind the Incest: An Interview With V.C. Andrews' Ghostwriter

V.C. Andrews is practically an institution. Her young adult gothic horror novels have sold more than 106 million copies, been translated into 24 languages, and educated generations of adolescent girls about consensual incest. Hers is the longest-running literary franchise in history and she's one of the most popular… »12/05/13 4:00pm12/05/13 4:00pm

Rape Fatigue and You: When There's Just No Anger Left

Since around 2pm on Monday, I've felt like a contestant on a sadistic Japanese game show, donning an American flag bikini and a blindfold, covered in glue and standing in a phone booth, trying to catch dollar bills with my flailing arms as an industrial strength blower propels cash around me at high speeds. But… »8/22/12 11:45am8/22/12 11:45am

Todd Akin Releases 'Forgive Me for Being a Dipshit' Ad, Vows to Plunge Ahead Against GOP's Wishes

Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin is so, so sorry. He's so unbelievably, self-flagellatingly remorseful that he has released a new ad begging voters' forgiveness, claiming he used the "wrong words in the wrong way." But that's not enough for top GOP officials, who are trying to come in and shut that whole thing down. Guy… »8/21/12 10:30am8/21/12 10:30am

A Handy Tool to Keep You From Sleeping With Your Cousin

While the idea of accidentally hooking up with one's cousin is quite disturbing, it's a real possibility when you live in a place like Iceland that only has 300,000 people to choose from. That's why there's a new website called Íslendingabók, aka the Book of Icelanders. It sounds like a cooler version of Facebook, but… »2/09/12 9:30am2/09/12 9:30am

Abortions To Save Woman's Life Will Be Permitted In Imaginary Perry Presidency

Yesterday, Rick Perry announced that he'd had a change of heart about what women should be allowed to do with their bodies, and now fully supports the bit of the Personhood USA pledge that says, "abortion and the innocent killing of life should always be prohibited." Today he clarified that he does find abortion… »12/28/11 11:18pm12/28/11 11:18pm

'German Fritzl' Lives Up To Reputation Of Being One Sick Fuck

We've been repeatedly horrified over the years by incidents similar to the case of Joseph Fritzl, the Austrian man convicted of holding his daughter captive for many years while he sexually abused her. However, "Adolf B," the man dubbed the "German Fritzl" by the media, has managed to add a disgusting new twist to the… »12/20/11 9:50am12/20/11 9:50am

High School Prank Involves Charming Parent-Child Makeout Session

If you're looking for a good prank to play on a high school student, the possibilities are really endless. Just fill their locker with glitter, convince them the SATs were yesterday, or copy whatever's the last thing Brad Pitt did to George Clooney. However, since it seems this wasn't made clear enough, we have to… »12/15/11 9:29pm12/15/11 9:29pm

Military Rape Victims In Need of Abortions Should Just Suck it Up, Says Senate

Civilians who work for the government are able to use their government-funded insurance to pay for abortion if they're victims of rape or incest, but not our female servicemembers. And now, thanks to frustrating inaction from the Senate yesterday, the unbelievably stupid restriction on abortion for military victims of… »12/01/11 4:50pm12/01/11 4:50pm