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    This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face

    This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention

    This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations

    This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"

    This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna

    This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping

    This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild

    This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay May Have Robbed Herself; Demi's "Never" Had Plastic Surgery

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    This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Lips & Mary-Kate's Body: "Bloated"
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    11/05/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I'm pretty sure I'm horrified by the Teen Wolf photo spread. That's not just shirtless, that's... I feel like I should call social services on the photographer.

    And possibly also report the tire.
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    They went to the premier together, and five minutes later is was dry. Hump. Heaven. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I'd like In Touch to do a "I Loved My Abortion" cover.

    "It was so awesome! Everyone at the clinic was really nice and respectful, and I was so relieved when that unwanted fetus was out of my womb and out of my life! Later, I celebrated by doing a line of coke. Suck it, babies!"
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    11/04/09

    @lalaland13: yes. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @lalaland13: Oh my god, not funny. Horrible. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @ihateyourescalade: I thought it was funny. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: It would have been, but then crossed over into ghastly and senseless. #angelinalesbian
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    11/05/09

    @lalaland13: Funny. And I've been called out on Jezebel in the last 24 hours for not having a sense of humor. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Can they stop putting these babies up in their who wore it better, they are not in competition. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @Ineedmorecowbell: Yeah, that's just creepy in so many ways. And it makes me want to say to Violet, you go, with your clashing pants! #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @Ineedmorecowbell:

    Personally, I'd love to see how much better baby X would look with baby Y's nose...get on it, tabloids! #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @alula: Total post hijack but Iloveyourscreenname. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @Ineedmorecowbell: Especially since they're all less cute than my kid. Zing! #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    fyi looking up words you don't know when reading is a scientology thing - it helps you understand what you are reading more fully. Say what you will about scientology, this one thing is actually not a bad idea. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: She's 3. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: When I was a senior in high school my English teacher started giving us vocabulary tests with words from the books we were reading. That's when I realized that a lot of words that made sense in context I didn't know the actual definition for. Started carrying around a pocket dictionary and my life was changed :) #angelinalesbian
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    Dictator for Life promoted this comment Blueberry26 was starred Blueberry26 was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    @PamBeesley: Exactly, she wouldn't even know what the definition meant.

    Though lets hope she looks up the word Cult. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: hmmm? I thought looking up words you don't know was a Mrs Ellis, my first grade teacher, thing. and my Mom. and just about every teacher I've ever had. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @PamBeesley: It may seem weird since she's so young, but if she's starting to read already, it really is a good practice to get into. I'd be much more worried about, oh, everything else they mentioned. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @phantom lady: Your first grade Mrs. Ellis wasn't in Maryland, was she? Because I had one also, and she remains a family friend. I know she taught first grade for-ev-er. It would be mind-boggling if you had the same one. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @Blueberry26: A couple of my high school English teachers would tell us to look up words we didn't know how to spell. Which is all well and good if you have an idea for the first couple of letters, but if you're confused on the first or second letter? Not gonna work. That advice always confused me. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @RoughHouser: No. My Mrs Ellis was in good old Bloomington IL. she has long since passed on to wherever awesome teachers go when they die. I'm sure its not a classroom, cuz they would be all "are you f'ing kidding me?" #angelinalesbian
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    11/05/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: I had a rant all ready, then realized that I owned a children's dictionary at three. Sigh.

    Then again, my parents also handed me the kid's Bible and let me read it myself, which is what made me the proud atheist I am today. I doubt Suri's going to have the same luck with Dianetics. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Lady Gaga + My Little Pony??!

    What are you doing to my awesome childhood memories, nooo #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @MerryLilly: I agree with you, and yet I totally love the Spock pony, so I'm torn. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Sometimes when I'm joking around with my good girl friends, I call my boyfriend of 4+ years my best friend with benefits. If we didn't have "chemistry", we wouldn't want to do it. So Britney, I say, stay with your best friend with benefits! #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @soykatrina: Thank you for that!

    I was thinking as I read that "Wait, um, then what IS chemistry?" When I use that term, I totally mean it as "He and I have no chemistry, thus I have no desire to do dirty things to him." #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Taylor Lautner will never not be Shark Boy to me. As such, those pictures are terrifying. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Suri Cruise is 100% about to flip the bird on that In Touch cover. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: She's not flipping the bird; she's putting up her dukes! She's clearly part of Baby Fight Club. She's pissed at Lourdes her for stealing the stripey leggings, and she's gonna take it out on her ass! #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @rodmanstreet: Yeah, but Shiloh knows not to talk about that shit. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I once had a hair dresser who claimed she knew Josh before he was famous. She said he was a cheating asshole who dumped his girlfriend once he got rich.
    I take it with a grain of salt, but it does lend credence to this story. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.:

    At the risk of being disemvoweled:

    Did he like 'em ugly then, too? #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @suspicious_package: Unacceptable. Seriously, what is wrong with you? #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @SUNNY1: Heh. So many things. Just not my eyesight. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @suspicious_package: No. Not funny. And still unacceptable. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @SUNNY1: Yeah, seriously. Why wasn't that comment disemvoweled? #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    That vintage Kim picture explains so much about the psychological reasons for her comical overgrooming. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Dear Kate Hudson: people of all descriptions come with the last name Rodriguez. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: In support, I offer Cameron Diaz and Christina Aguilera. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Um Ms., I don't look like a rodriguez, Hudson: not everyone who has a Spanish surname looks mestizo or biracial; Sometimes they can be...gasp, blonde haired and blue eyed. Just like, as your mother so beautifully proves, not all Jewish (or half Jewish) people are dark haired.
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    11/04/09

    @HilliardTortoise: Example - Cameron Diaz. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I must know, who wore the stripped leggings better! Who? Suri or Lourdes? #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Why is there no "click to enlarge" the picture of a dude licking Ed Westwick? This pic may be the only thing getting me through the day. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09


    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): My apologies... Try clicking this: #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @Dodai: Wonderful Dodai, some day we shall lick him together, you and I.

    Wow does that sound dirty.

    I stand by that, though. #angelinalesbian
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