I'm pretty sure I'm horrified by the Teen Wolf photo spread. That's not just shirtless, that's... I feel like I should call social services on the photographer.
I'd like In Touch to do a "I Loved My Abortion" cover.
"It was so awesome! Everyone at the clinic was really nice and respectful, and I was so relieved when that unwanted fetus was out of my womb and out of my life! Later, I celebrated by doing a line of coke. Suck it, babies!"
fyi looking up words you don't know when reading is a scientology thing - it helps you understand what you are reading more fully. Say what you will about scientology, this one thing is actually not a bad idea. #angelinalesbian
@Lazy Line Painter Jane: When I was a senior in high school my English teacher started giving us vocabulary tests with words from the books we were reading. That's when I realized that a lot of words that made sense in context I didn't know the actual definition for. Started carrying around a pocket dictionary and my life was changed :) #angelinalesbian
@Lazy Line Painter Jane: hmmm? I thought looking up words you don't know was a Mrs Ellis, my first grade teacher, thing. and my Mom. and just about every teacher I've ever had. #angelinalesbian
@PamBeesley: It may seem weird since she's so young, but if she's starting to read already, it really is a good practice to get into. I'd be much more worried about, oh, everything else they mentioned. #angelinalesbian
@phantom lady: Your first grade Mrs. Ellis wasn't in Maryland, was she? Because I had one also, and she remains a family friend. I know she taught first grade for-ev-er. It would be mind-boggling if you had the same one. #angelinalesbian
@Blueberry26: A couple of my high school English teachers would tell us to look up words we didn't know how to spell. Which is all well and good if you have an idea for the first couple of letters, but if you're confused on the first or second letter? Not gonna work. That advice always confused me. #angelinalesbian
@RoughHouser: No. My Mrs Ellis was in good old Bloomington IL. she has long since passed on to wherever awesome teachers go when they die. I'm sure its not a classroom, cuz they would be all "are you f'ing kidding me?" #angelinalesbian
@Lazy Line Painter Jane: I had a rant all ready, then realized that I owned a children's dictionary at three. Sigh.
Then again, my parents also handed me the kid's Bible and let me read it myself, which is what made me the proud atheist I am today. I doubt Suri's going to have the same luck with Dianetics. #angelinalesbian
Sometimes when I'm joking around with my good girl friends, I call my boyfriend of 4+ years my best friend with benefits. If we didn't have "chemistry", we wouldn't want to do it. So Britney, I say, stay with your best friend with benefits! #angelinalesbian
I was thinking as I read that "Wait, um, then what IS chemistry?" When I use that term, I totally mean it as "He and I have no chemistry, thus I have no desire to do dirty things to him." #angelinalesbian
@AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: She's not flipping the bird; she's putting up her dukes! She's clearly part of Baby Fight Club. She's pissed at Lourdes her for stealing the stripey leggings, and she's gonna take it out on her ass! #angelinalesbian
I once had a hair dresser who claimed she knew Josh before he was famous. She said he was a cheating asshole who dumped his girlfriend once he got rich.
I take it with a grain of salt, but it does lend credence to this story. #angelinalesbian
Um Ms., I don't look like a rodriguez, Hudson: not everyone who has a Spanish surname looks mestizo or biracial; Sometimes they can be...gasp, blonde haired and blue eyed. Just like, as your mother so beautifully proves, not all Jewish (or half Jewish) people are dark haired.
Why is there no "click to enlarge" the picture of a dude licking Ed Westwick? This pic may be the only thing getting me through the day. #angelinalesbian
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And possibly also report the tire.
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"It was so awesome! Everyone at the clinic was really nice and respectful, and I was so relieved when that unwanted fetus was out of my womb and out of my life! Later, I celebrated by doing a line of coke. Suck it, babies!"
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Personally, I'd love to see how much better baby X would look with baby Y's nose...get on it, tabloids! #angelinalesbian
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Though lets hope she looks up the word Cult. #angelinalesbian
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Then again, my parents also handed me the kid's Bible and let me read it myself, which is what made me the proud atheist I am today. I doubt Suri's going to have the same luck with Dianetics. #angelinalesbian
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What are you doing to my awesome childhood memories, nooo #angelinalesbian
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I was thinking as I read that "Wait, um, then what IS chemistry?" When I use that term, I totally mean it as "He and I have no chemistry, thus I have no desire to do dirty things to him." #angelinalesbian
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I take it with a grain of salt, but it does lend credence to this story. #angelinalesbian
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At the risk of being disemvoweled:
Did he like 'em ugly then, too? #angelinalesbian
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@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): My apologies... Try clicking this: #angelinalesbian
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Wow does that sound dirty.
I stand by that, though. #angelinalesbian