Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we send Kristine Gutierrez to the newsstand to buy the hot-off-the-presses new issues of In Touch, Life & Style, Ok!, Us and Star. This week, Kim is eloping with Kanye even though he is gay; Katie Holmes' spine makes news; and Teen Mom turned porn sensation Farrah Abraham says…
This Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Kristine Gutierrez heads to the newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, Life & Style, In Touch, Us and Star, where we lose our religion and worship celebrity "news." What does all this shit all mean? This week: Ann Curry is having the last laugh; the J'Anthrax wedding is off;…
This Week in Tabloids: Amanda Bynes Is Not Crazy, Says Amanda Bynes
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! This week, Kristine Gutierrez had the honor of heading to the newsstand to pick up the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Us, Star, and Life & Style. She assists as we go on a vision quest, searching for meaning in the tabloids. Today: A former nanny for the Kardashians spills…
This Week in Tabloids: Miley's Fiancé Is Hooking Up With January Jones
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez does us the honor of hitting the newsstand and buying the hot-off-the-presses issues of In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Star. We're on a mission to find actual "news" in the tabloids, though we seldom succeed. For instance: This week, Kim Kardashian's…
This Week in Tabloids: Anne Hathaway Thinks Her Dog Isn't Hip Enough
Welcome back to your friendly neighborhood Midweek Madness, in which we send Tanisha Love Ramirez to the newsstand to pick up the latest issues of the celebrity weeklies and assist us in cuddling fuzzy gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star.
This Week in Tabloids: Snooki Lost the Baby Weight by Starving Herself …
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we skim the bugs and fallen leaves of "news" from the tabloid swimming pools of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style and Star. This week, Kris Jenner's drunk and getting divorced; Taylor Swift can't wait to be a movie star; and Snooki is starving herself.
This Week in Tabloids: Angelina Thinks Her Giant Engagement Ring Is…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez assists us in analyzing the "news" in In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Kardashian weight is news again: Kim is fat, Khloe is hot. Also? "Real" "Housewives" get liquid nose jobs; Ryan Gosling's dogs need their privacy; and the real reason…
This Week in Tabloids: A Dubious and Fucked-Up Guide to Celebrity…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we gorge on gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, there's a ton of Kardashian "news": Scott "American Psycho" Disick may not be the father of Kourtney Kardashian's son; Rob Kardashian's been boozing and seeing hookers;…
This Week in Tabloids: Khloe Kardashian Commits Adultery by Hugging a…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. This week, unfortunately, five out of five tabloid covers feature a Kardashian. Join us as we open the dark closets of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star to see what lurks within.
This Week in Tabloids: Will and Kate's Nickname for the Royal Fetus…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we head to the newsstands, hoping for piping hot gossip. Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we test the waters of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week: Miranda Lambert had an over-the-phone showcase showdown with the younger woman Blake Shelton's been…
