This Five-Minute Video Is Every Relationship You've Ever Had

When it comes to summarizing the nuanced ups and downs of relationships, this single-shot five minute video gets it. From slightly awkward first impression to the apparently inevitable threesome proposal (do those actually happen THAT often?), save yourself the love-struck headache of actually being in a relationship… » 10/17/13 3:20pm 10/17/13 3:20pm

Enjoy 7 Minutes in Heaven with Your Older Boyfriend Jeff Goldblum

Lascivious scientist Dr. Ian Malcolm has joined Mike O'Brien for seven spectacular minutes in heaven, during which he flirts with the camera, talks to O'Brien's mom about profanity, and reveals whether or not he shit his pants when the cup of water rippled in Jurassic Park (he didn't, obviously). » 4/21/13 3:30pm 4/21/13 3:30pm