Poll: Plates or Bowls?
Are you eating something off a plate right now? You’re literally insane.
The ladies room was far and it takes women longer to pee. That’s why Hillary Clinton took a while to come back to the podium during Saturday night’s debate, according to the New York Times. Please paste this important piece of campaign news directly into your scrapbooks.
Meet Mz. 007, the 'Fat Fly Chick' Who Is Very Important
Ladies, I have a message to share with you: PASS ME A DRINK, I'M IMPORTANT. Meet Mz. 007, a St. Louis, Mo. rapper with today's self-love lesson that even Iyanla Vanzant could learn from, and then say "Preach beloved!"
An Update For Our Hacked Commenters
If you're still having difficulties or experiencing weirdness, please email help@gawker.com; we also recommend you check out the ever-updating Lifehacker FAQ. Additionally, an account-deletion tool is forthcoming. Again, we apologize and thank you for not setting our office on fire.
So WTF Happened With That Hacker Stuff?
We know you have questions and concerns about the weekend site hacks. Some shady business went down, indeed. Let's discuss.
