Oh, your parents: Teh Olds. They're always needing technical assistance with the most rudimentary computer tasks. Worse, you can't begrudge them the tech support since they're always helping you out with rides to the movie theater and money for ice cream. You can't deny them service, but goshdarnit, you should demand…
There's nothing in this world quite so delicious as cheese. And while I knew there was all sorts of bacteria and fermentation involved in delivering me unto cheddar, I never imagined it would be quite so graphic.
This is the story of a little girl. A girl who leaves the nest, turns into a woman and ends growing old alone—until she dies. Or maybe not. It doesn't matter. It's a beautiful sweet-and-sour tale, anyway.